stimpy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 The police look for matching initials (Matt Miller, Steve Smith) because that's what people do when trying to think up a name on the spot, so have a name ready for them don't try to wing it. Oh and make sure you can spell it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Moe Lester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I'm pals with two boys called Graeme/Graham Dick. They were collared by the police one evening and when questioned about their names the policeman (obviously thinking that they were taking the piss) apparently said, "Aye, yer a right pair o' dicks, eh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Bill Carr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 What would be funnier for comparison is if you all write what fake name you've given and what circumstances and then what your real name is, you know be really funny! Just to compare stories etc? My name's Paul McGowan. You might want to call for back up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Amanda Hugnkiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punk_dfc Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Rusty shackleford Came on this thread just to post that too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Justin Case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Eddie Balundies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raidernation Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 For St Mirren fans... Jurgen Doon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC Mitchy Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Barry soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blairgowriedee Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Wasnt the police, but a game of football in Coupar Angus back in the 70s, a commitee member was giving the ref stick so ref came over to ask his name, "Mickey Mouse " came the reply. Ref says real name please, Michael Mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Bert Saxby. Turncoat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ya Bezzer! Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Zebadiah Nanglegoat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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