Unleash The Nade Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I nominate Greggs In La Porte Shopping Precinct, Grangemouth, (but then again, no real difference from any Greggs I suppose.) Which local shop gets your nomination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I heartily nominate the Ayr branch of Primark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Or the Spar across from Ayr bus station. Their staff permanently serve customers as if the customer pissed in their cornflakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted April 28, 2015 Author Share Posted April 28, 2015 Usually a takeaway. You may have a point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyAffro Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 There used to be a woman who worked in the local Spar with disgusting hands, all calloused. Used to freak me out when she handed you change you would feel them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I heartily nominate the Ayr branch of Primark. That would be the shop with the ugliest customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 The local chippy/pizza/kebab place. A combination of greasy teenagers and middle aged women with horribly scarred arms due to the chip fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 When I was at Glasgow Uni there was a soup place just across the road at Wellington Church. The place was run by church volunteers I think. Someone told me I should go because it was cheap and the soup was very good so I went over and I literally could not finish my soup because the staff were so ugly. Literally the only time the physical appearance of human beings has made me feel physically sick. Because I could hardly eat anything I actually hide my almost untouched bowl of soup in a piano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Funnily enough, I was in a card shop in Rosemount (Aberdeen) earlier today and thought that the shop owner was a dead ringer for the (post hypnotised) nurse in Shallow Hal: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Scotmid - Calderwood, East Kilbride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 The Co-op in Newmacher, all sour faced biddies who look down on you for shopping in the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 The old boot who works in the Co-op in Denny has a face like a dugs arse, dont stand too close to the counter when buying your fags/juice/lottery tickets etc as her breath is pretty like one as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Or the Spar across from Ayr bus station. Their staff permanently serve customers as if the customer pissed in their cornflakes. I was at Ayr bus station recently. f**k me I didn't realise the accent was so disgusting. The UV lights in the toilets told their own story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Or the Spar across from Ayr bus station. Their staff permanently serve customers as if the customer pissed in their cornflakes. There's a difference between surly and ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Scotmid - Calderwood, East Kilbride.The guy with the massive plug in his ear scares the living daylights out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Not really the time to ask this but I've overloaded the Quick Question thread with pish questions. How come you see some guys with what looks like a big pink microchip planted randomly in a shaven head? I could understand if it was some stitches but you see them months later with the same "chip" in there and no attempt to grow the hair over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 The woman who used to serve me in the petrol station in Mauchline looked like Bingo off of The Banana Splits. She never smiled and once there was, what I was sure was, a bit of Dorito on her cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo'ness Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Scotmid - Calderwood, East Kilbride. The Co-op in Newmacher, all sour faced biddies who look down on you for shopping in the store. The old boot who works in the Co-op in Denny has a face like a dugs arse, dont stand too close to the counter when buying your fags/juice/lottery tickets etc as her breath is pretty like one as well. Bit of a theme going on here. I'd love to say that the girls in the Bo'ness Scotmid were stunners but i'd be lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Having had to work in a number of Scotmid stores I can unfortunately confirm that the birds they employ are uniformly stinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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