BFTD Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Maybe in Dundee, but in Inverness we got a lovely Semolina with a bit of jam in the middle to sweeten the deal. Far superior to the rice pudding that was being dished up that looked like it was made with the Jannies manfat. ...but how would you know... Never mind. I don't mean to seem callous, but any more childhood horror stories this week and I think Div's legally obliged to bring in a therapist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ...but how would you know... Never mind. I don't mean to seem callous, but any more childhood horror stories this week and I think Div's legally obliged to bring in a rapist. I think there's already a few on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I thought this was unique to primary schools. Raises concern. My thoughts exactly. Reckon the Yewtree Rader would pick him up? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I used to get this with milk from Aldi; it regularly turned to cheese, days before the 'use by' date. Just thought I would share. Depends how you're storing it/what you do with it when you're making tea or having breakfast. For every 20 minutes that milk is out of the fridge you can take a day off its shelf life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I was really looking forward to my Brocolli & Stilton soup today, I'm sure the establishment had run out of Stiton as I detected the taste of Danish Blue!!! What a liberty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Depends how you're storing it/what you do with it when you're making tea or having breakfast. For every 20 minutes that milk is out of the fridge you can take a day off its shelf life. It was never out the fridge longer than to pour in coffee or on to cereal. Never had that issue with Asda or Sainsbury's milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 The brown sauce on my bacon roll is overly vinegar-y. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I just tanned almost an entire level of they Victoria chocolate biscuits. You'd think I'd feel bad, but I really don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I just tanned almost an entire level of they Victoria chocolate biscuits. You'd think I'd feel bad, but I really don't. S'not really a problem then is it? Things you want to share thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Touch-screen phones/computers are not compatible with users with fat, stubby, arthritic fingers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I agreed to overtime because I've turned it down too often recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I agreed to overtime because I've turned it down too often recently. I do this all the time. My boss will phone me if I'm not in to ask if I'll do overtime, and I always feel duty bound to do it. I even apologise if I had the cheek to make plans for my day off and can't do it. I hate myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I do this all the time. My boss will phone me if I'm not in to ask if I'll do overtime, and I always feel duty bound to do it. I even apologise if I had the cheek to make plans for my day off and can't do it. I hate myself. This also. Been busy writing my dissertation and studying for exams so took six weeks off work, straight back in this Saturday for six days in a row and over 60 hours altogether 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I do this all the time. My boss will phone me if I'm not in to ask if I'll do overtime, and I always feel duty bound to do it. I even apologise if I had the cheek to make plans for my day off and can't do it. I hate myself. I'm exactly the same. I also have a really annoying habit of telling my manager (and others) that I've finished uni for about 6 weeks so I'm quite happy to cover shifts. What a fucking goon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 can't get past level 65 of candy crush Christ. Never mind the VL patter, you've never even watched porn, have you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I have had about 3 thrashes already today m9 Playa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Another roll related gripe, ordered red sauce on my square and it came without it. Payure dry now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Fortunately my misery has ended but last week I had a dud rail card which failed to open any gate all week. Cue the palaver of holding up the queue, getting the ticket guy/girl over, stepping back, and then finally being let through. Especially annoying when you know the ticket won't work before you even get there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Fortunately my misery has ended but last week I had a dud rail card which failed to open any gate all week. Cue the palaver of holding up the queue, getting the ticket guy/girl over, stepping back, and then finally being let through. Especially annoying when you know the ticket won't work before you even get there. Especially a pain when you know fine well you'll be cutting it tight to get the train and you have to disturb the poor ticket fella from his usual baw scratching routine so you can get through the barrier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Pray or light a candle for her, the cleaner is off.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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