Savage Henry Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Family in Edinburgh airport Weatherspoons complaining about having to wait a whole 25 minutes for four burgers. Seriously causing a fuss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Family in Edinburgh airport Weatherspoons complaining about having to wait a whole 25 minutes for four burgers. Seriously causing a fuss. They'll have something worth complaining about once they're served. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I got an adidas tshirt for my Christmas. After taking it back and exchanging it for a design which wasn't eye-melting, I now find that the arm stripes are very distracting when you look to the side. How do footballers cope? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Trying to decide between Aruba or the Bahamas is my problem just now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Trying to decide between Aruba or the Bahamas is my problem just now Don't listen to any Beach Boys songs then, it won't get any easier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 All my jeans are in the washing pile. What the actual f**k am I gonnae wear on the bottom of my body? Thinking shorts...is it cool to wear shorts in December with my winter coat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 All my jeans are in the washing pile. What the actual f**k am I gonnae wear on the bottom of my body? Thinking shorts...is it cool to wear shorts in December with my winter coat? Depends what the occasion is. Jeans are only for work (when it's non uniform day) or when you're out with the Mrs/lads. Any other time a nice comfy pair of joggies does the trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Depends what the occasion is. Jeans are only for work (when it's non uniform day) or when you're out with the Mrs/lads. Any other time a nice comfy pair of joggies does the trick. Are you one of those guys who kicks about outside of the house in a pair of joggies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Local Chinese/Thai takeaway is closed until mid January. Now have to walk 5 mins further to one that is open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Depends what the occasion is. Jeans are only for work (when it's non uniform day) or when you're out with the Mrs/lads. Any other time a nice comfy pair of joggies does the trick. What's the stance on the joggies/boots combo? That was my look when I was too young to know any better. The lassies were all over me like knickers on Kim Kardashian's arse. Thankfully older, wiser heads took me aside and recommended the attractive 'hobo Santa' look that's stood me in good stead ever since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 What's the stance on the joggies/boots combo? That was my look when I was too young to know any better. The lassies were all over me like knickers on Kim Kardashian's arse. Thankfully older, wiser heads took me aside and recommended the attractive 'hobo Santa' look that's stood me in good stead ever since. I'm quite the revivalist & love the retro look, I'm oft seen around town in my deluxe shell suit, you should see the looks of amazement & probable jealousy I think. No doubt it's a bitch magnet but I'm a good lad so turn the temptation cheek, I can honestly say whilst out in my shell I've never pulled (well besides the obvious). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I'm quite the revivalist & love the retro look, I'm oft seen around town in my deluxe shell suit, you should see the looks of amazement & probable jealousy I think. No doubt it's a bitch magnet but I'm a good lad so turn the temptation cheek, I can honestly say whilst out in my shell I've never pulled (well besides the obvious). When they announced that flares were banned at football matches Grimbo thought he would have to buy new trousers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) I was just raiding the missus' box of Milk Tray; mis-read the contents list and picked a fucking toffee rather than a soft centre Edited January 21, 2016 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 At least it wasn't a chocolate covered ginger. I think they used to put them in to stop you enjoying yourself too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 I was just raiding the missus' box of Milk Tray; mis-read the contents list and picked a fucking toffee rather than a soft centre This is a euphemism for flinging it up the tradesman's entrance by mistake, aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I'm quite the revivalist & love the retro look, I'm oft seen around town in my deluxe shell suit, you should see the looks of amazement & probable jealousy I think. No doubt it's a bitch magnet but I'm a good lad so turn the temptation cheek, I can honestly say whilst out in my shell I've never pulled (well besides the obvious). I think this is the first time I've ever seen you not end a post with Grim/Grimbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 This is a euphemism for flinging it up the tradesman's entrance by mistake, aye? No, that would've been in RTBC accompanied by: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I think this is the first time I've ever seen you not end a post with Grim/Grimbo. Sorry Adam Love Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 In the past 10 days i have broken my toilet seat, the bathroom bin and then most recently one of the shelves in my freezer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 That must have been one hell of a shite. I actually stood on the toilet as i wanted to investigate something and broke the back rest part of the seat in doing so. Mostly as its flimsy and not coz I'm fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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