throbber Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 My nose trimmer isn't working, i appear to have put on about a stone in the past fortnight and am disgustingly fat and i also had a poor night sleep last night because of a cat that wouldn't STFU. A truly dreadful time for me right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Why do you need to trim your nose? Are you Pinocchio? I have hairs within that grow back at alarming speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I have hairs within that grow back at alarming speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 The Rockin' 1000 have just announced that they are going to be doing a gig at Val Verdy in July this year. There is no chance in hell I'll manage to get to it. Outrageous that they won't take their 1000+ band members and do a tour of Aberdeenshire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: My nose trimmer isn't working, i appear to have put on about a stone in the past fortnight You wouldn't think nose hair weighs all that much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: You wouldn't think nose hair weighs all that much. The weight is in all the snotters sticking to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I was ID'd yesterday at Tesco and of course I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 27. For a lottery ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 It would have won, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: It would have won, too. Indeed. Tempted to sue Tesco for £13 million. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 The cleaner's coming today which means I have to get up and tidy up a bit before she arrives. She should be paying me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) 47 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The cleaner's coming today which means I have to get up and tidy up a bit before she arrives. She should be paying me! Our cleaners come first thing on a Thursday so my FWP yesterday was the same. Today's FWP is that they are here now and I don't like getting in the way, so I'm hiding in the office watching the new episode of Archer. edit: They've just left, thank God. Edited April 13, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 The garden waste bucket didn't get emptied yesterday like it should have. Only gets collected once a month too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Off to Andrew Fairlie's again on Saturday night and can't decide on a la carte or tasting menu. Rather be in Kabul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Get the cooncil on the phone and get them telt! They will come and get it They will get until I get home tonight and then an email will be forthcoming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 9 hours ago, Rugster said: Off to Andrew Fairlie's again on Saturday night and can't decide on a la carte or tasting menu. Rather be in Kabul. Yeah, I hate when that happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 We have friends coming to stay for the weekend but because the house was such a fucking midden, we decided to bite the bullet and for the first time in our lives, hire a cleaner to come and sort it out. Which meant me and Mrs. Shotgun have spent the last few days trying to de-clutter the place before she got here. The wumman did a cracking job though and I have to say, the house is cleaner than it's been since before we moved in. FWP though, is I can hardly get into my shed because of all the stuff that got dumped in there out of sight. Looks like I know what I'm doing next weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I had a cleaner in Glasgow. Tbh I was always disappointed that it didn't turn out like a 70s porno where she wanted banged as she cleaned the oven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 People who clean for a cleaner coming are definitely OFTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 People who clean for a cleaner coming are definitely OFTW My late Gran did this all the time, albeit not OFTW, it riled my Papa something awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Rugster said: People who clean for a cleaner coming are definitely OFTW When I say clean, it's more hide the evidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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