First World Problems

[Scary Bear]

Look, anyone who chose the iron in Monopoly was clearly molesting children. 

Yep. Top hat or wee dug for me.

[welshbairn]

At the airport about to head for a Greek island and forgot to pack my Amazon fire stick. Going to have to watch the sea or some shitty Greek quiz show. Might as well just join the drowning refugees.

[deej]

At the airport about to head for a Greek island and forgot to pack my Amazon fire stick. Going to have to watch the sea or some shitty Greek quiz show. Might as well just join the drowning refugees.

I'd just go home, holidays wasted at this point tbh

[KnightswoodBear]

I cut the tip of my thumb whilst sharpening my knives the other day and the knife was that sharp that the cut is reopening at the slightest touch.

Where is Médecins Sans Frontières when i need them?  

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

I cut the tip of my thumb whilst sharpening my knives the other day and the knife was that sharp that the cut is reopening at the slightest touch.
Where is Médecins Sans Frontières when i need them?  

You and the QotS guy can be thumb buddies.

[Bully Wee Villa]

My Fotmob goal alerts don't seem to be working. I could uninstall and then reinstall but I've got the leagues in the order I like them.

This is up there with the worst things to ever happen to anyone, ever.

[Shandon Par]

I'm lying on a lounger in the back garden. I'd like a blanket but there's nobody home to bring me one from indoors. 

[Shandon Par]

Now a big cloud is heading my way. Can't someone do something?

[Shotgun]

3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Now a big cloud is heading my way. Can't someone do something?
 

I feel your pain. I had my morning coffee outside yesterday and the sky was a perfect blue except for one wee cloud hanging in front of the sun. Not to worry, thinks I, the eternal optimist. That'll soon blow over. But no. The b*****d thing just swirled around, reshaping itself into all kinds of imaginative cloud shapes while steadfastly remaining directly between me and the only source of available warmth. I almost wrote a letter of complaint to someone.

[throbber]

Shandon you have disgusting finger tips.

[Shandon Par]

2 minutes ago, throbber said:

Shandon you have disgusting finger tips.

That's my bellend.

[Shandon Par]

Help arrived with a blanket but now it's raining. Air ambulance needs to get here ASAP.

[Bully Wee Villa]

That's not a nice thing to call Throbber.

[Bully Wee Villa]

I replied to a post on a popular Scottish football-themed website. By the time I had hit "submit", someone else had replied so my post now appears to make no sense.

I could edit it, but the effort involved is terrifying.

[Bully Wee Villa]

And I've just realised I've forgotten to take my hay fever pills, the one day it happens to be sunny for a Villa game.

[whiskychimp]

41 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Now a big cloud is heading my way. Can't someone do something?

Did the micro penis and massive balls actually form properly on the end of that cloud. I hate when they almost make a cock and balls but change at the last second 

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, whiskychimp said:

Did the micro penis and massive balls actually form properly on the end of that cloud. I hate when they almost make a cock and balls but change at the last second 

I summoned up all my energy and went inside. Back out now with a warmer blanket and a headband to keep my ears warm. The only cocks are my pets - they are disturbing my peace by scrapping. 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

5 hours ago, throbber said:

Shandon you have disgusting finger tips.

Was he rough with you?

[philpy]

At the airport about to head for a Greek island and forgot to pack my Amazon fire stick. Going to have to watch the sea or some shitty Greek quiz show. Might as well just join the drowning refugees.

Grimbo has a few fire sticks.

[Granny Danger]

The collapsible crate supplied with my new car only holds four packs of sparkling water not five like my own ones.  In truth I can live with this but it's inconvenient.