Bully Wee Villa Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 It would have won, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: It would have won, too. Indeed. Tempted to sue Tesco for £13 million. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 The cleaner's coming today which means I have to get up and tidy up a bit before she arrives. She should be paying me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) 47 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The cleaner's coming today which means I have to get up and tidy up a bit before she arrives. She should be paying me! Our cleaners come first thing on a Thursday so my FWP yesterday was the same. Today's FWP is that they are here now and I don't like getting in the way, so I'm hiding in the office watching the new episode of Archer. edit: They've just left, thank God. Edited April 13, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 The garden waste bucket didn't get emptied yesterday like it should have. Only gets collected once a month too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Off to Andrew Fairlie's again on Saturday night and can't decide on a la carte or tasting menu. Rather be in Kabul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Get the cooncil on the phone and get them telt! They will come and get it They will get until I get home tonight and then an email will be forthcoming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 9 hours ago, Rugster said: Off to Andrew Fairlie's again on Saturday night and can't decide on a la carte or tasting menu. Rather be in Kabul. Yeah, I hate when that happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 We have friends coming to stay for the weekend but because the house was such a fucking midden, we decided to bite the bullet and for the first time in our lives, hire a cleaner to come and sort it out. Which meant me and Mrs. Shotgun have spent the last few days trying to de-clutter the place before she got here. The wumman did a cracking job though and I have to say, the house is cleaner than it's been since before we moved in. FWP though, is I can hardly get into my shed because of all the stuff that got dumped in there out of sight. Looks like I know what I'm doing next weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I had a cleaner in Glasgow. Tbh I was always disappointed that it didn't turn out like a 70s porno where she wanted banged as she cleaned the oven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 People who clean for a cleaner coming are definitely OFTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 People who clean for a cleaner coming are definitely OFTW My late Gran did this all the time, albeit not OFTW, it riled my Papa something awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Rugster said: People who clean for a cleaner coming are definitely OFTW When I say clean, it's more hide the evidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 22 minutes ago, Rugster said: People who clean for a cleaner coming are definitely OFTW I agree. Tidying my skiddy boxers all the clutter lying about so that they can actually clean, is entirely acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: When I say clean, it's more hide the evidence. They all carry a black light with them, they know who the mucky b*****ds are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: They all carry a black light with them, they know who the mucky b*****ds are. To steal the best line from Guardians of the Galaxy, "it's like a Jackson Pollock in there" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: I had a cleaner in Glasgow. Tbh I was always disappointed that it didn't turn out like a 70s porno where she wanted banged as she cleaned the oven. 1 hour ago, SweeperDee said: My late Gran did this all the time, albeit not OFTW, it riled my Papa something awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Eh...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Eh...? My apologies, I read your post as your gran was a cleaner and I was alluding to her having intercourse with Cerebrus. My mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I've been ironing for an hour and a half and still have a couple of duvets to go. Our old cleaner used to do the ironing but it all ended up smelling of her cheap cigs. Our current cleaner smells lovely but doesn't do the ironing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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