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4 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

 


I'm not sure Pot Noodles really qualify as "First World".

 

I didn't have to walk 5 miles to get the water for it, I suppose. 

 

ETA: third world spelling

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25 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Lemsip with stock in it?? I was just combining the things yous were discussing cos I'm bored!! Trying to bring @8MileBU out of his humiliating exile can only amuse me so much.

Ah, I missed out on those hilarities as the Premiership forum is a distant dream since some diving hoors ended our slim hopes of reaching the playoffs. I'm still bitter after about 2 weeks.

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After weeks and weeks, possibly months, of glorious sunshine, I was awoken by the sound of heavy rain through the night and immediately realised my work clothes were out on the washing line.

It's times like this I wish I was in [insert latest war crime/terrorist attack/natural disaster here].

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Just back from a residential course with my work. Basin in my room only had one push down tap and the water turned warm almost immediately. As a result I had to brush my teeth using warm water. Where are these WaterAid volunteers when we really need them. Don't they realise that charity begins at home.

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Neighbours moaning because I currently have two cars and two vans but only enough room for two at a time on the driveway.

 

Worn torn Syria where my neighbours houses have been destroyed by bombs would give me room for my fleet. Can but dream.

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Lace just snapped. No red cross appeared. No amnesty international at my door. WTF man?

If your lace snaps at the start of the day, for me, normally means it is going to be a crap day
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The suns disappeared from my balcony in the Croatian islands. I'd just opened another beer as well, may as well come home and go to Stornaway instead. Fucks sake.

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