Bully Wee Villa Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I got the water level on my pot noodle wrong. I'm not sure Pot Noodles really qualify as "First World". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I'm not sure Pot Noodles really qualify as "First World". I didn't have to walk 5 miles to get the water for it, I suppose. ETA: third world spelling Edited May 4, 2017 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I always like to put a bit less than the recommended amount in. Just like your sex life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just now, throbber said: And every other aspect of my life apart from P&B and drinking. Aye, you're up to the maker's nameplate with the bevvy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: I always like to put a bit less than the recommended amount in. I do that with stock cubes/stock pots and Lemsips. They can't ever chain us down throbbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Oh i love doing it with stock cubes too, or put an extra stock cube in so theres extra flavour! Well you should try Lemsip espressos next time you have the lurgy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Or Lemsip soup What is that? I always used to like a good helping of speed in my tomato soup but I can't say I've tried Lemsip soup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 25 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Lemsip with stock in it?? I was just combining the things yous were discussing cos I'm bored!! Trying to bring @8MileBU out of his humiliating exile can only amuse me so much. Ah, I missed out on those hilarities as the Premiership forum is a distant dream since some diving hoors ended our slim hopes of reaching the playoffs. I'm still bitter after about 2 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Myles Hippolyte damaged you. He has ruined me. I've seriously been in a bad mood ever since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 After weeks and weeks, possibly months, of glorious sunshine, I was awoken by the sound of heavy rain through the night and immediately realised my work clothes were out on the washing line. It's times like this I wish I was in [insert latest war crime/terrorist attack/natural disaster here]. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I hope you've dismissed the servant who left them on the line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike rankine Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Just back from a residential course with my work. Basin in my room only had one push down tap and the water turned warm almost immediately. As a result I had to brush my teeth using warm water. Where are these WaterAid volunteers when we really need them. Don't they realise that charity begins at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Neighbours moaning because I currently have two cars and two vans but only enough room for two at a time on the driveway. Worn torn Syria where my neighbours houses have been destroyed by bombs would give me room for my fleet. Can but dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Lace just snapped. No red cross appeared. No amnesty international at my door. WTF man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 When the plush hotel you're staying at doesn't have a 24hr concierge service.Life's a bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Lace just snapped. No red cross appeared. No amnesty international at my door. WTF man? If your lace snaps at the start of the day, for me, normally means it is going to be a crap day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 The double decker I was looking forward too later has melted. I expect at least a minutes silence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Having to suffer 4 weeks on a vessel with no WiFi. Only desktop internet. I might as well be in a dingy crossing the Mediterranean in the hope of a better life... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 The suns disappeared from my balcony in the Croatian islands. I'd just opened another beer as well, may as well come home and go to Stornaway instead. Fucks sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 The double decker I was looking forward too later has melted. I expect at least a minutes silence No other buses running today then??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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