itzdrk Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I cant believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I've told so many lies on my CV that the only way you'd know it was me is cos my name is at the top. I'd hazard a guess that you're not actually Cardinal Richelieu either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Work weekend away. Getting the pints in about 3 minutes before the cry of "free bar" went up. The recipients of my largesse were very good about going to get the pints in for their "round". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) Roll places using cheap Ketchup. I'd expect this if I was paying 5p per roll but I'm not. Why can't you add a few pence on and give me the good sauce? Edited May 16, 2015 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I've left my phone in the house and I feel completely naked without it. How am I meant to skive the day away when I've got no phone to play games on in the cludgie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I've left my phone in the house and I feel completely naked without it. How am I meant to skive the day away when I've got no phone to play games on in the cludgie? Well you've obviously got access to a PC. If it's a laptop, problem sorted. If it's a desktop, find a tea trolley and an extremely long extension chord. When nature calls, simply put your PC and monitor on the trolley, plug in the extension and wheel it into the shiter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Well you've obviously got access to a PC. If it's a laptop, problem sorted. If it's a desktop, find a tea trolley and an extremely long extension chord. When nature calls, simply put your PC and monitor on the trolley, plug in the extension and wheel it into the shiter. No no no. There are much easier alternatives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Absolutely knackered but having to force myself to go to the gym to pre-empt the curry/drinks etc I will be having in Glasgow tomorrow night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antti Niemi Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 The 20 second wait for a new episode to auto-start on Netflix. Why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 The 20 second wait for a new episode to auto-start on Netflix. Why. 15 for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 15 for me. Does that work? I just click restart manically for ages till it starts again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm running out of whisky with only three full bottles left (Macallan 12yo, Glenrothes 1998 and Ardbeg Uigedail for those interested)... and I'm not due to get any presents from anybody until Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 They say there's a worldwide shortage of Prosecco. I'm not sure if it's worth going on living in a world that allows that to happen. I only heard of it about a year ago, and I've never tried it, but still.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 They say there's a worldwide shortage of Prosecco. I'm not sure if it's worth going on living in a world that allows that to happen. I only heard of it about a year ago, and I've never tried it, but still.. Nonsense, I have three bottles in my cupboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I'm running out of whisky with only three full bottles left (Macallan 12yo, Glenrothes 1998 and Ardbeg Uigedail for those interested)... and I'm not due to get any presents from anybody until Christmas.Have you finished them yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Catching my beard when I zip my jacket up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 There's never enough filling in a deep fill sandwich. My local have put 5p on their pints so it is now £3.15. I would rather pay £3.20 as my pocket ends up full of those pretty useless 5p coins that then just sit in a large change jar in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 There's never enough filling in a deep fill sandwich. My local have put 5p on their pints so it is now £3.15. I would rather pay £3.20 as my pocket ends up full of those pretty useless 5p coins that then just sit in a large change jar in the house. Without stating the blindingly obvious, could you not use, say, 3 of these 5 pences, while paying for a pint? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Yeah I could and usually do for the first couple but then eventually end up always paying with notes. Always have as I can't be arsed counting out dross whilst watching the football etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 There's never enough filling in a deep fill sandwich. My local have put 5p on their pints so it is now £3.15. I would rather pay £3.20 as my pocket ends up full of those pretty useless 5p coins that then just sit in a large change jar in the house. If I was in charge I'd do away with everything under a 10p coin, there's no need for a 1p,2p or 5p coin in this day and age just round everything up or down to the nearest 10p and let us all stop carrying around coins we will never use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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