KnightswoodBear Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 Had training all day today. It wasn't particularly interesting and it was in a stuffy room. I'm positive I fell asleep and I'm almost 100% the boy taking it clocked me. And I get to go back in tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 I can't really decide if I want to have a single beer this evening with dinner. I've been behaving myself since Monday (no cigarettes for almost 72 hours now either), so feel like I deserve it, but I know it would feel like a bit of an anti-climax. Might just leave it and have a few tomorrow. FML. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 What the f**k is wrong with rich teas!? Perfectly acceptable biscuit to have bawjaws!Sorry I missed your witty retort. Rich teas are shite, not fit for eating and bought by Sengas fir wee Sevcoigne to eat on the bus back from Farmfoods,and occasionally shoplfted by Smackheads for they're flea ridden dugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 The cruise I was on missed the tide to be able to dock at Leith, had to dock at Rosyth & get a coach back to Leith. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Sorry I missed your witty retort. Rich teas are shite, not fit for eating and bought by Sengas fir wee Sevcoigne to eat on the bus back from Farmfoods ,and occasionally shoplfted by Smackheads for they're flea ridden dugs. ^^digestive loyalist bigot imo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Been texting a Czech burd I met in Tenerife, not sure I fancy paying a couple of hundred quid to fly to Prague for my hole, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 11, 2015 Author Share Posted July 11, 2015 Been texting a Czech burd I met in Tenerife, not sure I fancy paying a couple of hundred quid to fly to Prague for my hole, though. Pics and we'll be the judge of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Pics and we'll be the judge of that Surely it's be cheaper to got a Pole or a Rumainian over here, obviously would lose out on the air miles. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Been texting a Czech burd I met in Tenerife, not sure I fancy paying a couple of hundred quid to fly to Prague for my hole, though. Give me her number and I'll give you a critique when I get back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Give me her number and I'll give you a critique when I get back. Zen, can you Czech I'd she's bilingual? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Zen, can you Czech I'd she's bilingual? Grimbo She can bring a girlfriend if she likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Fancied a sandwich for supper but the bread was mouldy. Had to take a loaf out the freezer and have toast instead. Not what I was wanting at all. f**k life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Got a bottle of Lidl's malt today and it's ok but think I prefer Scottish Leader. Might be on the wrong thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I have come to the conclusion that my 40" HD TV is far too small for my living room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Market day in High Wycombe and I couldn't decide between the chicken shawarma stall or the paella stall so I had them both then needed a wee lie doon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Sorry I missed your witty retort. Rich teas are shite, not fit for eating and bought by Sengas fir wee Sevcoigne to eat on the bus back from Farmfoods ,and occasionally shoplfted by Smackheads for they're flea ridden dugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Been texting a Czech burd I met in Tenerife, not sure I fancy paying a couple of hundred quid to fly to Prague for my hole, though. Get her to come over here - these foreigners are all desperate to invade Britain, take our jobs, and steal our women, dontchakno. What's so great about our women anyway? You never hear lassies complaining about foreign burds stealing our men. We must be absolute arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Sainsbury's are out of fair trade bananas. Can I learn to live with myself at returning home with an unfair trade bunch? Perhaps I should seek counseling? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 The Dundee branch's roll machine was broken yesterday so I had to buy some croissants instead. Oh the humanity, Grimbo. What's this roll machine you speak of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 The Dundee branch's roll machine was broken yesterday so I had to buy some croissants instead. Oh the humanity, Grimbo. Mozza2 I think we can only learn the humanity of any given circumstance by walking that mile in others shoes (yuk). I feel your pain sir! Can you now call yourself a francophiliac? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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