Bully Wee Villa Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Non-uniform day today, but it's a bit chilly so the women seem to be dressed conservatively. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Didn't have any Tassimo pods for this mornings coffee so had to make do with Millicano instant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jude Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I overheard a guy moaning that he couldn't take his R8 out in the rain. My heart bleeds mate.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I overheard a guy moaning that he couldn't take his R8 out in the rain. My heart bleeds mate.... ^^^ doing it wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Attempts to fix the pump on my swimming pool have not succeeded so I am going to have to buy a new one. There should be Panorama Specials highlighting such problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 32 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Attempts to fix the pump on my swimming pool have not succeeded so I am going to have to buy a new one. There should be Panorama Specials highlighting such problems. Don't bother with a new pump, just blow it up with a hairdryer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 38 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Attempts to fix the pump on my swimming pool have not succeeded so I am going to have to buy a new one. There should be Panorama Specials highlighting such problems. I like your style Granny. If you have a vacancy for a Terry from Minder type to ferry you about just give me a shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I like your style Granny. If you have a vacancy for a Terry from Minder type to ferry you about just give me a shout. Don't! Shandon just bought a leopard print smart car! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Don't bother with a new pump, just blow it up with a hairdryer. Won't do. This is the thing I need £846 on one website, £285 on another! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I like your style Granny. If you have a vacancy for a Terry from Minder type to ferry you about just give me a shout. Do you know someone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Wanted to spend the day washing and detailing my classic Golf Gti. Youngest has chicken pox and won't let me leave her side, she'll no doubt feel better once the weather turns bad again. Days like this make you wonder if there's any point...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 The heated seats in my new car decide to turn the heat down a bit after about 15 mins at full blast. Who the f**k is it to decide that I should be less toasty? A chill descends on me as I realise that my internal organs have dropped below "gently simmering" and have to stab at the button to put the seat back to full blast. If I met the person who designed this seat I would give him a damn good thrashing (I doubt a woman would be so stupid as to have designed it thusly). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: The heated seats in my new car decide to turn the heat down a bit after about 15 mins at full blast. Who the f**k is it to decide that I should be less toasty? A chill descends on me as I realise that my internal organs have dropped below "gently simmering" and have to stab at the button to put the seat back to full blast. If I met the person who designed this seat I would give him a damn good thrashing (I doubt a woman would be so stupid as to have designed it thusly). If it gets too hot your crimplene slacks would melt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 If it gets too hot your crimplene slacks would melt. No slacks, I just lather myself in olive oil first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: The heated seats in my new car decide to turn the heat down a bit after about 15 mins at full blast. Who the f**k is it to decide that I should be less toasty? A chill descends on me as I realise that my internal organs have dropped below "gently simmering" and have to stab at the button to put the seat back to full blast. If I met the person who designed this seat I would give him a damn good thrashing (I doubt a woman would be so stupid as to have designed it thusly). Feeling your angst, SP. Last year we replaced our comfortable mid-range Toyota with an Audi and couldn't believe it had no bottom-warming mechanism. Luckily, we still have another Toyota so the Audi can sit outside in the cold until summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Just in case 3rd world posters are looking on aghast, brussel sprouts and beans for breakfast will solve any cold bottom problems on early morning drives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Feeling your angst, SP. Last year we replaced our comfortable mid-range Toyota with an Audi and couldn't believe it had no bottom-warming mechanism. Luckily, we still have another Toyota so the Audi can sit outside in the cold until summer. Jimmy Calderwood once said "you should never trust the Germans". Now we know why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Bought some new socks and now I have slightly too many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Bought some new socks and now I have slightly too many. If you're anything like me, you'll have a decision to make: should you now reject an old faithful pair of socks - possibly imperfect, possibly not a true pair per se - to accommodate the newcomers? They don't understand our difficulty, do they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 47 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Jimmy Calderwood once said "you should never trust the Germans". Now we know why. Cruel and vengeful they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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