Mark Connolly Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 On 6/7/2018 at 08:13, JTS98 said: This level of output is consistent with Kenny McIntyre's dramatic shouty voice on Sportsound. KM: Motherwell lost 1-0 at the weekend, (begin dramatic shouty voice here) Michael Stewart, WILL they be relegated, SHOULD the manager be shot, and CAN Motherwell be allowed to continue to exist as a town? MS: (As ever, sounding quite baffled by his cartoonish colleague) Well, Kenny. I'm fairly sure Motherwell will continue to exist as a to... KM: But SHOULD it, Michael? SHOULD it? MS: Well, I don't see why not. It's home to tens of thousa... KM: That's all well and good, Michael. But DOES the continued existence of the town not mean that EVERY ONE of those residents is complicit in the SHOCKING performance of THEIR football team last weekend? Surely, it MUST be wiped FROM. THE. MAP? MS: (sigh) This is pretty good, but it should really finish with Kenny saying "And now to Rangers..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogieLivi Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 The Beeb keeping up their sterling work. Sent from my SM-G950F using Pie and Bovril mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 On 6/7/2018 at 07:25, coprolite said: Compare the “story” to the actual quotes. report: will seek talks with Rangers basis: “i’ll Speak to all the teams” https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44383920 The beeb is officially tabloid. You'd expect nothing less from Mr. La-De-Dah Gunner Graham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 On 07/06/2018 at 07:47, Swello said: They're definitely heading that way - but they'll only truly reach tabloid nirvana when they are cranking out 8 pieces a day that have the same picture of Gerard and follow the headline formula "<Ex-Rangers Talking Head> says <something fucking obvious about Steven Gerard>" "Dado Prso says Steven Gerard must sign some players" "Erik Bo Andersson says Steven Gerard needs to challenge Celtic" "Derek Johnstone says Steven Gerard must mime along to the sash at supporters club do's" Close... “Rangers should not rely on loan signings, says Kris Boyd” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 hours ago, The Master said: Close... “Rangers should not rely on loan signings, says Kris Boyd” We do seem to get a lot of stick over loan players, it's like we're the only team who've used loan players at times. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 /thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 2 hours ago, The Master said: /thread Breaking news! A man has arrived at work! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 From the "Daily Record's terrible copy editing" files I missed the part about Martin Skrtel switching nationalities, pretty sure he's Slovakian... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Did they really pay £2m for Katic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest of Dean Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, nsr said: Did they really pay £2m for Katic? £1.7m I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Insanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 The Record are absolutely desperate for Skrtel to sign for their club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest of Dean Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, nsr said: Insanity. lol ok then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 3 hours ago, senorsoupe said: From the "Daily Record's terrible copy editing" files I missed the part about Martin Skrtel switching nationalities, pretty sure he's Slovakian... Nobody notice *Rangers target Connor "Gleeson" getting a mention at the bottom there? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: Nobody notice *Rangers target Connor "Gleeson" getting a mention at the bottom there? Lol, I had stopped paying close attention after the Skrtel is Serbian bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambieBud Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Why does The Daily Rangers constantly refer to the lad from Brighton as a star? Am I the only one who has never heard of him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Forest of Dean said: lol ok then Given that your Club is already running at a loss and relying on "soft" loans to make it through the season, I'd say paying that kind of fee as well as adding to the already crippling wage bill is rather an insane method of financial management. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, CambieBud said: Why does The Daily Rangers constantly refer to the lad from Brighton as a star? Am I the only one who has never heard of him? No, but everyone will when his wages end up the one that breaks the second cammals back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 15 minutes ago, CambieBud said: Why does The Daily Rangers constantly refer to the lad from Brighton as a star? Am I the only one who has never heard of him? It's not just them, a lot of other news organizations throw around the word "star" and "ace" far too liberally. I've seen Kundai Benyu referred to as a Celtic Ace for example. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Cammal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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