The Minertaur Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 3's latest advert is all about how phones are good and features a bit where they show the watchman on the Titanic seeing on his phone that a hazard is ahead so they manage to avoid the iceberg. Surely it's not just me that thinks this is an awful thing to use to advertise your business? They've been getting a bit of stick on Twitter about it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: 3's latest advert is all about how phones are good and features a bit where they show the watchman on the Titanic seeing on his phone that a hazard is ahead so they manage to avoid the iceberg. Surely it's not just me that thinks this is an awful thing to use to advertise your business? They've been getting a bit of stick on Twitter about it! I can just picture the American version. Airline pilot on the phone: "Get everybody out of the Twin Towers, NOW!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 A hideous parsnip in grandmother's nightie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 The Waitrose advert with the 2 people almost kissing under the mistletoe before being interrupted by somebody shouting that the turkey is ready. Why are they both at the christmas table? They aren't a couple as this is clearly the 2 of them getting together - it looks like a family supper so is this some form of incest? Is there a Waitrose in Methil? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 BK advert with the guy seemingly quite proud of the eight slices of bacon on the burger. I've had skin peel from sunburn that was thicker than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Morrisons don't get enough hatred for their adverts and their over the top, cloying (attempt at) emotionalism. Child, in a child's voice: Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? Mother, looking round at family eating Christmas dinner: Yes, I did get everything I wanted for Christmas. We feel joooooooooooooooooooooooooy Christmas. Morrisons makes it. Absolutely fucking nauseating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Zen Archer said: BK advert with the guy seemingly quite proud of the eight slices of bacon on the burger. I've had skin peel from sunburn that was thicker than that. And probably tasted better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 These camera in a doorbell adverts are awful. "I've seen you looking in my windows and now I'd like to see you leave. Goodbye." Dreadful stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 That coffee one with Emilia Clarke where she is singing in what I assume is supposed to be Italian. However it looks like she's just making words up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Boots one. She's my mum. Boots to pie required 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Serena Williams advert for Tempura mattresses. Need her bank balance to afford one, king size is average price of £3500! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, supermik said: Serena Williams advert for Tempura mattresses. Need her bank balance to afford one, king size is average price of £3500! Hopefully she doesn't fritter it all away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 You’re asking to get battered.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Nationwide seem to be on a roll with really pish adverts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Serena Williams advert for Tempura mattresses. Need her bank balance to afford one, king size is average price of £3500!You might find one in a prawn shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Yeh, but ah yeh gonna bing-oh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 BT advert with Philip Schofield telling a really fucking boring story about a Christmas dinner without his daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 You do realise whether the advert was pish or not, you know what the advert was for, job done as far as the advertisers are concerned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Hey!!! Tom!!! Your chewing gum isn't going to save you from a kicking now I've discovered you semi naked in my daughters bedroom. Ya smug little kunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 1/6/2019 at 21:33, ecto said: You do realise whether the advert was pish or not, you know what the advert was for, job done as far as the advertisers are concerned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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