jimmy boo Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 The run up to Christmas is a key time for people sprucing up their houses so furniture and decorating materials sales are good in the last quarter of the year. I guess it does have a lot to with people trying to impress their seasonal visitors. A good tidy up and some strategically placed decorations have always been enough for me.I'm not buying that. I detest all Christmas ads especially the ones that start months before the big non event itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 2 hours ago, jimmy boo said: 11 hours ago, Northboy said: The run up to Christmas is a key time for people sprucing up their houses so furniture and decorating materials sales are good in the last quarter of the year. I guess it does have a lot to with people trying to impress their seasonal visitors. A good tidy up and some strategically placed decorations have always been enough for me. I'm not buying that. I detest all Christmas ads especially the ones that start months before the big non event itself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 That Vorderman Sunlife one is generating a lot of seethe from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 16/09/2020 at 12:58, Miguel Sanchez said: I might need to stop using Listerine. I have just witnessed that advert, fucking raging doesn't begin to cover it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 11 hours ago, Perkin Flump said: That Vorderman Sunlife one is generating a lot of seethe from me. The fucking state of Vorderman these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfha Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 07/09/2020 at 17:50, Bert Raccoon said: Glad everyone else feels the same about the annoying Asda c**t. I get the feeling he's in admin or a manager. Same kinda p***ks do our work promos, stuff regular staff would tell the producers to stick up their arses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 This is what the latest Private Eye has to say about the Asda advert: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Slightly concerned that The Eye thinks anyone might actually be convinced that those commercials are anything other than a cynical campaign devised by a multinational's advertising team. Or am I giving the general population too much credit there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 On 06/09/2020 at 02:04, Zen Archer Esq. said: Purple fucking Bp***ks In their taekwondo advert, the estate agent describes the garage as “6 by 4”. It’s clearly bigger than 6 x 4 feet, but nowhere near 6 x 4 metres. So 6 by 4 what? On 08/09/2020 at 16:50, Funky Nosejob said: Volvo outdoing John Lewis by ruining Steppenwolf’s “Born To Be Wild” in their latest advert. Can’t wait for someone to bland down The Prodigy’s “Breathe” in order to sell decongestant. O2 have somehow managed to bland down the already very bland “You and Me Song” by The Wannadies in their latest advert. Did they think the original version was too challenging for their target demographic or what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: O2 have somehow managed to bland down the already very bland “You and Me Song” by The Wannadies in their latest advert. Did they think the original version was too challenging for their target demographic or what? The chorus was quite loud and (IIRC) used some of those nasty distorted guitars. Imagine if someone's grandma was eating soup and choked when that came on. Best for everyone to get those edges shaved off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 If you want home made shite, try B&Q's current effort that looks like the worst episode of You've Been Framed ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Slightly concerned that The Eye thinks anyone might actually be convinced that those commercials are anything other than a cynical campaign devised by a multinational's advertising team. Or am I giving the general population too much credit there? How can you ask that when Ant and Dec win the Best Entertainers award every fucking year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 2 hours ago, GordonD said: How can you ask that when Ant and Dec win the Best Entertainers award every fucking year? And Mrs Brown's Boys is regularly voted best comedy of all time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 We are all Neil Lennon perfect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Nationwide are still at it with those horrific adverts. The new one with the guy talking about his bedroom door is torture. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 On 21/09/2020 at 16:10, Szamo's_Ammo said: We are all Neil Lennon perfect. You know what makes it even worse? There are no white men in that advert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 This c**t: He doesn't seem to realise that if he wasn't so fat he wouldn't have to wear underwear to stop his fat thighs from chafing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 This c**t: He doesn't seem to realise that if he wasn't so fat he wouldn't have to wear underwear to stop his fat thighs from chafing.Harvey Price? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I really don't get the point that the new Starbucks adverts are trying to make. Are they trying to say they are a safe space for trans people, or just that they will get your name wrong no matter what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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