Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 On 26/07/2021 at 14:53, DeeTillEhDeh said: Sunlife adverts do my head in. Cheery arseholes smiling about leaving their family a fortune when they die. Just f**k off!!! Worse though. June from next door roond for a pumpin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Worse though. June from next door roond for a pumpin. With the dirty old pervert getting new binoculars so he can watch her undressing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 13 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I was coming to post this. One of those adverts that somehow isn't less annoying even when the sound's off. 13 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: It's been annoying me for more than 6 weeks. Like a lot of pish/annoying adverts, it looks like it was done by a team on The Apprentice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Another of those funeral pre-payment adverts with the neighbour (male, this time, to avoid any suggestion of impropriety) handing over an envelope that's been delivered to him by mistake. Royal Mail should sue. But why does the guy have to give a full rundown of what's in it? The neighbour should say, "Yeah, yeah, I just came to give you the envelope. I didn't want your fucking life story." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) On 28/07/2021 at 19:19, Melanius Mullarkey said: Worse though. June from next door roond for a pumpin. Wid Edited July 31, 2021 by Arthur daley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 29 minutes ago, Arthur daley said: Wid Maybe if she was ironed first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 The one with Debbie McGee is awful yet great in equal measure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 As a cold cynical b*****d the Dairy Milk stuff with the kid on the bus and the kids throwing chocolate to their evil c**t neighbour irks me everytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 The one with Debbie McGee is awful yet great in equal measure “Do I want to be remembered as his bit on the side, or the gold digging wife.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) 45 minutes ago, SANTAN said: As a cold cynical b*****d the Dairy Milk stuff with the kid on the bus and the kids throwing chocolate to their evil c**t neighbour irks me everytime. Neither as bad as the wee girl buying a bar of chocolate for her Mum in the corner shop. Nobody comes out of that advert well… The wee girl for guilt tripping the shopkeeper into giving her a bar of chocolate in return for her prized possessions instead of cash. The shopkeeper for keeping all but one of the wee girl’s prized possessions as payment for the bar of chocolate. The Mum for not immediately going into the shop and offering to pay in cash for the bar of chocolate and retrieving the rest of her daughter’s prized possessions. Maybe I’m an cold cynical b*****d too. Edited July 29, 2021 by Funky Nosejob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 "I'm only six, you figure it out " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Stuart Hogg spraying Dove deodorant onto his oxters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 The 32Red one, get yourself an actor who can speak proper English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 The one where the woman on the video conference pretends her image is frozen because she's embarrassed about her clapped-out kitchen. A much simpler solution: All: "Oh, give us a tour of your kitchen!" Woman: "No." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Also the one where they say "Gambling is never never never the answer!" Really? What if it's a crossword clue that says "Placing money with a bookmaker in an attempt to predict the outcome of a sporting event" (8 letters) ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 5 hours ago, GordonD said: Also the one where they say "Gambling is never never never the answer!" Really? What if it's a crossword clue that says "Placing money with a bookmaker in an attempt to predict the outcome of a sporting event" (8 letters) ? Wagering 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 12 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Wagering I specified eight letters to stop anybody suggesting "betting". Hadn't considered that one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 I appreciate Channel 4 do a good job with their Paralympics coverage, but they don't need to show that trailer 10 times an hour. It's made me hate Bugsy Malone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 There's something very creepy about those Uber adverts on YouTube. Blank screen with just the word 'UBER'. Reminds me of They Live and is weirdly challenging on a format that universally uses moving pictures and audio. Might just be me, but it feels like a warning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 The Revitive advert. Ruth, do you want to come for a walk. Eamonn, oh my poor legs. Now if Ruth had said do you want to go to the chip shop with me, you wouldn't have seen the c**t for fucking stoor. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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