BFTD Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Apparently they're still making that vagina beer, so no doubt flavoured supermodel pish would make a fortune. Let's be honest, Senga fae the chippy could probably sell her pish as a worthwhile side hustle. We're a very confusing species. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 "But... Squeaky?!" Lowest common denominator p*sh which I try to filter out to the point I genuinely couldn't tell you which company it's for, even if you gave me multiple choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 If there was a faulty plug that lead to a massive electrical fire in this flat, I’d piss myself with happiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Any advert that (a) uses someone eating ridiculously noisily or (b) chomping down like Godzilla biting a spaniel's head off. While we're at it, the feckin meerkats were annoying enough without the addition of the wombat. In fact, get Godzilla in to eat the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 10/05/2024 at 22:18, BFTD said: Apparently they're still making that vagina beer, so no doubt flavoured supermodel pish would make a fortune. Let's be honest, Senga fae the chippy could probably sell her pish as a worthwhile side hustle. We're a very confusing species. Only to folk who put vinegar on their chips. Those of us who prefer brown sauce wouldn't be interested. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 11 hours ago, GordonD said: Only to folk who put vinegar on their chips. Those of us who prefer brown sauce wouldn't be interested. I'm sure accommodations could be made for those who like a trip to brown town, for an extra fee. We should probably stop talking about condiments now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 I think we really should be told, regarding Verisure ads, 1) Which random old guy they picked out down the miners' welfare it is that writes the scripts, 2) Which village am-dram society they get the casts from, 3) The name of the Underclerk (Grade 5) who thought 'Verisure' was a pure dead good name for the firm and product. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 40 minutes ago, KirkieRR said: I think we really should be told, regarding Verisure ads, 1) Which random old guy they picked out down the miners' welfare it is that writes the scripts, 2) Which village am-dram society they get the casts from, 3) The name of the Underclerk (Grade 5) who thought 'Verisure' was a pure dead good name for the firm and product. 1) & 2) Some white, middle class person from a local am dram society covers both. The only non-white I've ever seen in one of their ads was playing a waiter, bringing the main characters a coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 54 minutes ago, KirkieRR said: I think we really should be told, regarding Verisure ads, 1) Which random old guy they picked out down the miners' welfare it is that writes the scripts, 2) Which village am-dram society they get the casts from, 3) The name of the Underclerk (Grade 5) who thought 'Verisure' was a pure dead good name for the firm and product. Oaksoft will be doing them from now on. They should be a bit different to recent ads. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 2 hours ago, BFTD said: I'm sure accommodations could be made for those who like a trip to brown town, for an extra fee. We should probably stop talking about condiments now I've heard that some deviants like mayonnaise on their chips... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Quite a niche one but the Glasgow Taxis ad on STV. Some Amy Mcdonald lite singing about how good Glasgow is. Horrendous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 16 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Quite a niche one but the Glasgow Taxis ad on STV. Some Amy Mcdonald lite singing about how good Glasgow is. Horrendous Harsh, Bert! The girl has a nice, if lightweight, voice. And it's an old Michael Marra song, Mother Glasgow. We like him, don't we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 12 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Harsh, Bert! The girl has a nice, if lightweight, voice. And it's an old Michael Marra song, Mother Glasgow. We like him, don't we? He was decent in Superbad, I'll give you that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 There is a Star Trek Season ad on channel 5, done in the style of football pundits. So awful it would put anyone off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 Who the f**k is Tina Fay and why does she appear before every single YouTube video I watch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 43 minutes ago, Empty It said: Who the f**k is Tina Fay and why does she appear before every single YouTube video I watch? Get Premium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 7 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Get Premium. No chance, then what will I have to complain about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 3 minutes ago, Empty It said: No chance, then what will I have to complain about? The price of premium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 2 hours ago, Empty It said: Who the f**k is Tina Fay and why does she appear before every single YouTube video I watch? I have an ad free version of YouTube on my Firestick/android phone from one of my...erm...YouTube guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 This Is Brooklyn I've seen it once and I have no wish to see it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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