BFTD Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 The advert with the bloke who's been lying to his wife for years about their mutual love of curries. Seen it several times and couldn't tell you what it's for, so it's clearly doing its job well. You just know he's going to end up forcing ghost chillies up her nose while crying hysterically over his permanently-damaged taste buds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 4 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: The advert with the bloke who's been lying to his wife for years about their mutual love of curries. Seen it several times and couldn't tell you what it's for, so it's clearly doing its job well. You just know he's going to end up forcing ghost chillies up her nose while crying hysterically over his permanently-damaged taste buds. I've only heard it on the radio but the fact he seems proud he sneaks yogurt into his curry to cool it down makes me hope he dies in a horrific workplace accident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy the gardener Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 11 January 2017 at 00:17, Zen Archer said: ClearScore,com I'm assuming that Charlie is Haley Joel Osment and Moose is Bruce Willis as the lazy fucking cow on the couch never acknowledges the dog. Yes! So glad someone else has seen this, she does my head in the lazy b! Other adverts that annoy me the now are all the webuyanycar ones, moneysupermarket, Go Compare and Confused.com (only coz Corden's a p***k!). Makes me wonder if these companies basically think car drivers are wankers so we'll advertise like that so they relate? Well, i'm a car driver, but not a w****r, so don't provide any of the above with my money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 I'll probably go to hell for this, but the Malteasers advert where the bird in the wheelchair laughs about driving over the bride's foot, and then claims to have got the best man's number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I'll probably go to hell for this, but the Malteasers advert where the bird in the wheelchair laughs about driving over the bride's foot, and then claims to have got the best man's number. I'm with you on this. If the idea is to make us feel all warm and inclusive, it misses by a mile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I'll probably go to hell for this, but the Malteasers advert where the bird in the wheelchair laughs about driving over the bride's foot, and then claims to have got the best man's number. Wid not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 17:06, ThomCat said: Woman having threesome with the M&M's then her man walks in. Not exactly an ego boost to find the missus getting tagged teamed by sweets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 The one for the new Virgin TV box with the annoying kids telling us we're too stupid to work it because we're not seven years old. Makes you wish Jimmy Savile was still around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Shitey covers of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for Paddy Power and now another company who have done likewise. Raging because it's been stuck in my head for days/weeks and I'm liable to kill someone because of it.I concur with the sentiment on the Maltesers advert. It feels horribly forced and borderline patronising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Aye did she f**k get the best man's number. Lying wee wedding wrecking hoor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 On 1/13/2017 at 20:52, BigFatTabbyDave said: The advert with the bloke who's been lying to his wife for years about their mutual love of curries. Seen it several times and couldn't tell you what it's for, so it's clearly doing its job well. You just know he's going to end up forcing ghost chillies up her nose while crying hysterically over his permanently-damaged taste buds. Tesco apparently. The store next to me has his picture up as you go up the travellator into the store. There's others as well that will probably be popping up on our screens soon - http://www.tesco.com/food-love-stories/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 20 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I'll probably go to hell for this, but the Malteasers advert where the bird in the wheelchair laughs about driving over the bride's foot, and then claims to have got the best man's number. agreed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Aye did she f**k get the best man's number. Lying wee wedding wrecking hoor You never know, if he's like throbber he might be that desperate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Pretty uncomfortable looking snooze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 10 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Aye did she f**k get the best man's number. Lying wee wedding wrecking hoor I find it remarkable that the inventor of the sex pram (copyright pending) doesn't believe that there is a man out there who would like to do the dirty with a wee woman in a wheelchair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I find it remarkable that the inventor of the sex pram (copyright pending) doesn't believe that there is a man out there who would like to do the dirty with a wee woman in a wheelchair. Aye but she's an arsehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Aye but she's an arsehole Well if you're going to be picky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 16 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I find it remarkable that the inventor of the sex pram (copyright pending) doesn't believe that there is a man out there who would like to do the dirty with a wee woman in a wheelchair. DA was the best man. No way would he leave his number on the nightstand of a woman who still had her extremities attached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: DA was the best man. No way would he leave his number on the nightstand of a woman who still had her extremities attached. I won't stand for such slurs. I am an equal opportunity penetrator. Doesn't matter how many limbs a woman has; if she's attractive and not an arsehole I'd happily fill her quim with my salty fluid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I'll probably go to hell for this, but the Malteasers advert where the bird in the wheelchair laughs about driving over the bride's foot, and then claims to have got the best man's number. Creepy stuff, looks like Witch Zelda from Terrahawks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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