Fraser Fyvie Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I use about 5 or 6 sheets, folded over twice for strength. Sometimes I need to flush before re-assuming the wiping process to prevent blocking the toilet. Method B of course, btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm still using the slippery smooth IZAL that you pull out from a box like paper hankies. Slips over your arse cos the papers that smooth but at least my fingers don't burst through it. Either that or cut up telephone directories hanging on a nail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Just put the fucking thing on the holder and stop behaving like women with OCD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Just put the fucking thing on the holder and stop behaving like women with OCD. ^^^ Angry, confused and fingers smell of shite. Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 ^^^ Angry, confused and fingers smell of shite. Probably. ^^^ sweats profusely if all the tins aren't facing the same way ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 13, 2015 Author Share Posted October 13, 2015 Just put the fucking thing on the holder and stop behaving like women with OCD. ^^^ OCD about people having hygiene standards and an eye for design concepts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 By not being a clatty b*****d and wiping with the same piece of paper twice? This. I was very nearly sick to learn that someone here re-uses toilet paper. Hingin', clatty basturd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 B for Beige or Blue at a push. Mount any other colours as A. But these are for the distaff side. Lavatorial Law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 This. I was very nearly sick to learn that someone here re-uses toilet paper. Hingin', clatty basturd. What?! Who the f**k does that?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 ^^^ OCD about people having hygiene standards and an eye for design concepts ^^^ Suffering from aspergers diagnosis levels of OCD but trying to pass it off as a mere quirk. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I just go for the cheapest big pack, there's always someone doing a deal. 12 Andrex for three bills was my last purchase. Result! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I spend more time trying to avoid the dreaded brown bishop than worrying about how the toilet roll hangs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Anyone who does A will be the same self loathing type b*****d who buys a fish supper and puts it on a plate then uses a knife and fork to eat it -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Does anyone do the wraparound the hand technique? This is only used by lassies, surely, and even then it's only lassies who're absolutely terrified about touching their own lady parts. Hauf a fucking bog roll just for a quick pishy wipe, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 How do you ken this shit? Ye wee fanny I've been around while a number of lassies have been wiping their bits, sir, some of whom were even aware of my presence Admittedly, my experience of blokes wiping their arses is more limited, but I'd be shocked if anyone on here was so terrified of their own bottom that they'd need to encase their appendage in half a tree's worth of bum tickets. Hadn't even occurred to me that this might be something a man would do until Tam asked the question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 What?! Who the f**k does that?! Tamdunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I've now started thinking about what way I put the bog roll on the bog roll holder now because of this thread. I put it on with the paper at the front so "overhand"? Is....is that right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I've now started thinking about what way I put the bog roll on the bog roll holder now because of this thread. I put it on with the paper at the front so "overhand"? Is....is that right? It's wrong if you're a beast, correct if you're normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Tamdunk. What a fucking disgrace of a person to do such a thing. Genuinely one of the frightening jakey things I've ever heard. Disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 This. I was very nearly sick to learn that someone here re-uses toilet paper. Hingin', clatty basturd. How does he manage to re-use the paper without the shite just going back into his arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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