Ayia Napa Daz Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Oh I've done it again, I meant...a hat hard on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Oh I've done it again, I meant...a hat hard on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 No offence Slenderman but technically, your life's not worth insuring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 No offence Slenderman but technically, your life's not worth insuring. At least he's not a ladyboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I remember a porno video that did the rounds of my mates in the barren porn wilderness that was the world before the internet where the running joke was this woman who always pumped builders and said things like "so that's why they call you hard hats" and various other building themed porn jokes. Script wasn't great tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 This book is a top business aid. As I'm sure, er, as I'm sure you are, sir. Look at that: not even listening. Off to London, no doubt. Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Sportello Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 ALLAN YOU CAUNT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 This book is a top business aid. As I'm sure, er, as I'm sure you are, sir. Look at that: not even listening. Off to London, no doubt. Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. If you love someone, set them free. Utter bollocks. That's like saying "If you like cheeseburgers, don't eat them" or "If you hate London, go and live there". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 ALLAN YOU CAUNT! JUST CAUSE I'VE GOT A SHIT TABLE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Lynn, the money that pays for the black granite work surfaces in the kitchen, the brass dimmer switches, your eight grand a year… all comes from Meteor. Who happen to produce “Boob Olympics”, “The Eurovision Thong Contest”, and “Wet Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Big Yellow Taxi” there, by Joni Mitchell. A song in which she complains that they “paved paradise to put up a parking lot” – a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn’t quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 In one of my classes today we were talking about safety equipment for building sites. I said "a hard hat one" but I was so tempted to throw in "a hat hard on" to see if anyone noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I hate having to wear a hard hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I hate having to wear a hard hat ^^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 He looks like he loves the hard hat!! I have been wearing these grey jobby catchers to work and they get dusty and when I have to go for a pish i have to be very careful not to splash myself or else you can see the stain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I once knew a man that was the size of an ox, but with the mind of a child. He didn't like loud noises, but my goodness he could eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I hate having to wear a hard hat Get yourself one of these throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think ‘Sunday, bloody Sunday!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 You know what this room says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint, which again, to me, is a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 DAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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