Hampden Diehard Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I have sung "Teenage Kicks" topless at karaoke in three different pubs and all are now closed down. I am available for private hire and it's less destructive than setting fire to the pub for insurance purposes. But it's not pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedsailor Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I piss all over the toilet seat. It sure gets those ladies wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I breakdown in tears after one drink. Works a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I can tell the difference between butter and 'I can't believe it's not butter'. I can tell the difference between margarine and butter AND I can say Saskatchewan without starting to stutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Self fellatio ^^^^gets Dave Coaches to blow his hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I can tell the difference between margarine and butter AND I can say Saskatchewan without starting to stutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 8MileBU at a party - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC Mitchy Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Can batter an unholy amount of rails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Do you have a "hing"? A turn or a trick you can do that never fails to impress? A skill that wows the ladies? Perhaps you can beatbox the national anthem? Maybe you can guess someone's shoe size just by listening to their voice? Or can you do the thing Dynamo does where he puts a mobile phone inside a beer bottle? So tell us - whit's your hing? I won't tell you until you tell us what your hing is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I can stick my tongue up either of my nostrils. It's a bit niche for most parties though tbf My youngest daughter would love to be able to do that! I've a party trick but it'll only get "pic or didn't happen response" so won't bother sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 As a young man I could down a pint of Guinness in around 2.5 seconds. I probably still could but would have it back up again in another 2.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 My youngest daughter would love to be able to do that!I've a party trick but it'll only get "pic or didn't happen response" so won't bother sharing! As a young man I could down a pint of Guinness in around 2.5 seconds.I probably still could but would have it back up again in another 2.5I didn't expect that that would be the next post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I replied from page 1. I have let you all down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mansantoa Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I can clap with one hand and fit an iPhone 6 into my mouth sideways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Used to be downing a pint in 2.5 seconds, which nobody ever believed I could do until I did it, not done it for years now- probably about 10ish so doubt if I could still do it, nor that I would want to. Now it would generally just be eating a ridiculous amount of food, I have never met anyone who could eat more than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Tickle a birds belly button with my tongue From the inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andershen Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Corner to corner off a dvd case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Corner to corner off a dvd case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Corner to corner off a dvd case. I know a guy that used to do the length of his kitchen floor on skateboards with a couple of his mates, last one to finish paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC Mitchy Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Corner to corner off a dvd case. My negro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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