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The Mattydfc Awards 2015


Addie

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Headtheba is alright. He is just pissed off he never made the list this year.

As far as this thread goes. You dinnae like it eh? Aye right! This thread is like Splash over on ITV1. Folk give it pelters, but won't miss it.*

*Until it was axed after two series.

My work is mental right now, so couldn't be arsed with the write ups. The Top Ten will make you laugh, cry and allow you to express yourself. Just please don't hurt anyone.

Too late Addlington, my feeling are well and truly cut to shreads by the indignity of appearing in the top 50 :(

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No 32

Bobby Skidmarks

Dazzle voted for him too.

Bobby was not impressed...

'Dazzle probably lives in a bedsit blowing spunkbubbles to the tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart famously perfomred by Wales' finest singer (before H from Steps) Bonnie Tyler'

Relatively accurate tbh.

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Grims always been a boring c**t, now he's just a c**t. The unfortunate thing is he'd definitely be my number one now but he won't be top cause most people will have had there votes in before he started being a total, shite posting, thread ruining, attention seeking, bomb-scare of a poster.

It's like rain, on your wedding day.

It's a free ride but you've already paid.

It's some good advice that you just didn't take.

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I didn't actually say that, but it's nice to find out who Dazzle is.

11,000 posts? You've certainly flown under the radar.

All were clearly very memorable.

Didn't actually realise I had that many, 11000 posts, I'm a bit of a saddo.

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Just making sure it's still a steaming pile of horseshit, which it is.

:)

You're so thick wisbit I doubt you'd recognise horseshit even if you were buried up to your neck in it........

You carry on not caring though.

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I've told you all before, wisbit's coming suicide will leave blood on all your hands.

Strangled by the leg of his St Mirren onesie from the top bunk of his bed in his maw's Council house, a suicide note clasped in his rigor mortised left hand, a scribbled team sheet for his current Football Manager save in his right.

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11. Philpy 12. Paulo Sergio 13. NewDomDom 14. WaffenThinMint 15. Magee 16. QLP 17. Enrico Annoni 18. Donnie Darko 19. Gareth_Glasgow 20. Red Rob 21. LithgyJambo 22. vikingTon 23. Fide 24. TomMcB 25. Rugster 26. Lex 27. sjc 28. JohnnyC18 29. The Grass is Greener

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27th?! :o I demand fcuking answers.

You managed to make the list despite not posting since June. Well done.
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