welshbairn Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Throb, are you, erm how can I put this? Are you quite well to do? Grimbo Here's Throbber admiring his sister in law's pants, and wondering if he's time for a quick sniff-n-w**k: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I'm curious, is this some sort of sex toy? Zenny you don't know how close to hitting the nail on the head. It fills her up & satiates her of a Saturday night. Me I'm usually asleep before the end of motd & wake up with 1 or 2 slices of pizza for my nutritional Sunday brekky. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I had no idea sergeant wilson was old - i pretty much picture everyone on here to be in their 20's and 30's apart from Mozza and Granny danger who i imagine to both have grey hair and wear tartan trousers. Its strange how images go into ones head. When travelling east Asia, Thailand i think it was I was in the shower and my gf had a sudden bowel movement and couldn't wait any longer and had to relieve herself in the toilet whilst i was showering with only the shower cover between us. I was absolutely horrified, thank god it wasn't a glass door. Jesus wept. Something seriously wrong if a couple can't use the lavvy in front of each other. Just wait until she's incapacitated for some reason and turns to you for arse-wiping duties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Jesus wept. Something seriously wrong if a couple can't use the lavvy in front of each other. Just wait until she's incapacitated for some reason and turns to you for arse-wiping duties BF, my sentiments exactly. I was trying to find out if he was on the wind up with his post but he thought I was indicating his homosexual side was becoming the dominant facet of his character. Which I certainly had no intention of exposing. That said he did not see fit to reply to any of my other concerns about himself only to wrongly think I was questioning which side of the bed he prefers to alight from? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Dont make me come in there, Throbber. Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I clicked here by mistake, had no idea it was going on. Well, if you're talking about me you're leaving someone else alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I was on the 38 bus from Stirling to camelon and was just doing a couple of innocuous wee farts as i stood up to get off looking forward to getting into work for a read of the paper and an extremely large shecht. Wasnt touching cloth or anything but i knew they were on the way. The driver opened the door and i think i took too big a step down on to the pavement because mid-stride my sphincter just let go, filling my pants with watery shit. I stood for a minute with legs closed tight as f**k as the bus to pulled away wondering what to do. The court is right across the road from the bus stop so i shuffled up the steps but the man wouldnt let me in :-( I just got on the next bus home and sat in my own shite for 40 minutes and got my mum to ring in sick for me when i got home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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