itzdrk Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Is the highlighted bit why ICTchris is a bad person. I'm a cheap ride, only like cadburys chocolate. None this expensive stuff. I'll let Donna know that's what she has been doing wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Wid. You'd need a bottle of bleach and some wire wool to scrub it clean after the deed mind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Had misread the instructions on her new medication apparantly.....seriously she actually said that Sure she has! One eye is going for the shopping, the other is coming home with change. Has her jaw come out of hospital yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I have a great invention that would make a great gift for many. How limbs does the lady referenced in the OP have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) I'm reminded of the advice I got from a MILF when I was at college - "tits first". You remember that, and you're laughing. Also, don't get caught fucking a stripper when you think your wife is at work. You really are a bad person Edit: I don't think I could ever be with a woman who didn't consider a £20+ box of chocolates to be a disgusting waste of money. Edited December 11, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Wid with a floppy.:wub:You'll get P&B's weemin after me for a bit of the 8" flaccid Deeboy dick. You'd need a bottle of bleach and some wire wool to scrub it clean after the deed mind you.Sounds kinky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I accidently watched a video where two young ladies performed oral sex in each other whilst on their periods, and now I'm gay. Should I pretend to like the next girl who shows interest in me or go after the burly man who's fixing my boiler that doesn't like me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawfield shed boy Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Get her a munchy box (5ver wan) & Gee her a face like a painters radio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Im enjoying all the middle aged men giving it large when you know fine well they buy their wives flowers and chocolates every year while giving them the odd foot rub too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I have a great invention that would make a great gift for many. How limbs does the lady referenced in the OP have? ^^^ The DA's dream girl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Im enjoying all the middle aged men giving it large when you know fine well they buy their wives flowers and chocolates every year while giving them the odd foot rub too. I took the missus to Prague for her Christmas this year. Taking her to Amber at the whisky experience for a meal as well. Chocolate would be a hell o a lot cheaper.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Im enjoying all the middle aged men giving it large when you know fine well they buy their wives flowers and chocolates every year while giving them the odd foot rub too. I'll admit to giving the wife foot rubs every day for six months while she was paralysed in the hospital. She tells me that it motivated her to get moving again, as she apparently used to hear the nurses drooling over her attentive husband, and she was worried that I'd start working my way through them No, I didn't believe her either, but it was sweet of her to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 What's 'Bird B' getting m9? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 ^^^ The DA's dream girl Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 ^^^ The DA's dream girl Definitely wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 She'll almost certainly get you something, so you'd better do the same. As a cheap but cherished extra wee gift you could make a mix tape/CD/playlist - chicks be digging that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I'm in the exact same position as the OP. She sent me a text at the beginning of the week asking if we were doing Christmas present. I said no. Hopefully I can chuck her in the next fortnight, she's really doing my tits in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 She'll almost certainly get you something, so you'd better do the same. As a cheap but cherished extra wee gift you could make a mix tape/CD/playlist - chicks be digging that ^^^kens the score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 She'll almost certainly get you something, so you'd better do the same. As a cheap but cherished extra wee gift you could make a mix tape/CD/playlist - chicks be digging that Ah I like your thinking. Rather than a spice rack maybe one for cassettes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I'm in the exact same position as the OP. She sent me a text at the beginning of the week asking if we were doing Christmas present. I said no. Hopefully I can chuck her in the next fortnight, she's really doing my tits in. Show her your posts on here and she'll save you the trouble of ending it yourself... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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