philpy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Mick Is standing at the bus stop. Paddy stops by In his car, says to mick, "you want a lift"?? Mick says "no thanks, I'll miss my bus". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 What does Grimbo eat for breakfast? ruins every thread flakes :lol: Beauty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Mick Is standing at the bus stop. Philpy asks if he wants a pint Mick thinks this is strange - and he's a paedo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Mick Is standing at the bus stop. Philpy asks if he wants a pint Mick thinks this is strange - and he's a paedo. Best post so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Mick Is standing at the bus stop. Paddy stops by In his car, says to mick, "you want a lift"?? Mick says "no thanks, I'll miss my bus". Then he befriends a paedo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 What's the difference between The_Kincardine and a camel? a camel can go a day without drinking What does Grimbo eat for breakfast? ruins every thread flakes Go on Bob, I'll munch, show me a thread that's ruined because of me? Haha Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 What kind of Bee can you get milk from? Boo bees. Those Christmas crackers were well worth the money wi jokes like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 What's the difference between Dave Coaches and Magee? Is it that one's a boring shitbag and the others a boring bag o shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 My ex girlfriend had eczema. She had cracking tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Come on then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 What's the difference between force and gravity? Is this about that guy who 'tripped' and fell inside that burd and got cleared of rape? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool? Harchester United have won the premier league. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool? Harchester United have won the premier league. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool? Harchester United have won the premier league. What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool? Harchester United have won the premier league. I'll have fish & chips twice. ok fellah I heard you the 1st time Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 A rather shy young man was lying in bed with his new bride on their wedding night. She asked him why during the 5 years they had courted he had never tried to be intimate or cop a feel between her legs. The shy young man replied that he wouldn't dare and his mother had warned him that the thing between a woman's legs had teeth that would bite off anything that touched it. "That's a load of nonsense" said the bride, "we're married now so go on have a look". The young man hesitantly moved down for a look. "See", said his wife, "there's no teeth there". "No wonder", he replied, "the gums are fucking rotten." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Did you hear about the lonely prisoner? He was in his cell. I'll be honest, it doesn't work that well written down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 Ahahahaha ahahaha hahaha ahaaaa Sorry, I'm still laughing at my joke from a few hours ago. Hahahaaaaaa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 “Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.” “You have ingested a large number of hallucinogens. Please calm down, you’re missing most of your skin.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the 'S' out of 'Safe' and the 'F' out of 'Way'. . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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