Mortar Bored Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Stolen from another site.................. "Maths is my R Kelly's heel" Anyone got other examples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Girl in my work said she felt like a "leopard" cause she had to go outside to smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 "Could care less" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal-blue Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 'Damp squid'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 Girl in my work said she felt like a "leopard" cause she had to go outside to smoke. This is possibly my favourite thing EVER on P&B. ETA - Greenied! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal-blue Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Not so much misinterpretations as saying them wrongly so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Girl in my work’s gran told her that one of her pals wasn’t in the phone book anymore – she’d went hysterectomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 Not so much misinterpretations as saying them wrongly so far. You know exactly what i meant, joinin fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 "here, here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Mute point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal-blue Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Misspelling in this case but 'wet your appetite'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 "for all intensive purposes" f**k off. Just f**k off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I've noticed English folk not only saying but typing "draw" instead of drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 I once met an american who genuinely thought. "too many gooks, spoil the broth" came from Vietnam....Muricans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 'Damp squid'. Are you suggesting squid aren't damp The one that rips my knitting is people who misuse 'the exception that proves the rule' saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Mr Meaner I've noticed English folk not only saying but typing "draw" instead of drawer. Doesn't surprise me given the English barely pronounce their 'R's. Actually sounds like a 'chest of draws'. May as well add 'Abba-deeeeeen' to that actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Think I have posted this before but my mother in law asked me, after we'd been to universal if we'd been on the "stimulators" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Always puzzled me Cheap at half the price, yes that's because it would cost 50% less, than the full price so must be cheap, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal-blue Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 May be wrong on this one myself, but you seldom see 'piqued my interest' written. Usually 'peaked' which I believe is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I wish people on here would be more pacific, yeah like go jump in the ocean you fuckers. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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