Scary Bear Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 It's pissing down outside. I have that to look forward to once I get off the train. If I ever top myself it'll be in fucking January. If I ever go a bit Pol Pot everyone with a January birthday will die and January will be abolished. Scotland is uninhabitable in January an the whole month should be declared a public holiday so that people can flee. So, who actually likes January other than the poor b*****ds who were born in this godforsaken month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I like January. I'm weekly pay though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 It's pissing down outside. I have that to look forward to once I get off the train. If I ever top myself it'll be in fucking January. If I ever go a bit Pol Pot everyone with a January birthday will die and January will be abolished. Scotland is uninhabitable in January an the whole month should be declared a public holiday so that people can flee. So, who actually likes January other than the poor b*****ds who were born in this godforsaken month? My 3 brothers were all born in January, the c***s. I've got better things to be doing than buying cards and presents 3 times in the one month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Cards and presents? For brothers? Just buy them a quick pint when you bump into them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I like January, but I don't live in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I like January, but that's mainly because I feed off the sadness of others. Also, I don't mind the weather in January, it doesn't f**k about and you know it's probably going to be shite - so you can plan accordingly. Not like May or June where you hope for a nice day and it ends up pissing down with rain. It's the hope that gets you and January is hopeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 My 3 brothers were all born in January, the c***s. I've got better things to be doing than buying cards and presents 3 times in the one month.Take it your Dad's birthday was beginning of May........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 January is fucking ace. In New Zealand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 January isn't too bad, the days are getting longer. December on the other hand is shite, full of all that false niceness topped off by hogmanay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 It's way to fucking hot here in January. January can f**k off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Take it your Dad's birthday was beginning of May........ No, but there was definitely something in the air round about that time. BOAK... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I hope January never ends. I've my girlfriends birthday, our anniversary and valentines day all within a fortnight of each other. Long live January! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 December is definitely the worst. Fucking shitey, freezing, dark month of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Fucking January, you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I hope January never ends. I've my girlfriends birthday, our anniversary and valentines day all within a fortnight of each other. Long live January! Valentine's Day is February mate. Anyway yes I too hate January but it's payday tomorrow and I've just reserved a wee puppy and it was my girlfriends birthday yesterday. From now til the 31st will be cracking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I think they are all in February, that was his point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Fucking January, you say? *search Google for this image* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I hope January never ends. I've my girlfriends birthday, our anniversary and valentines day all within a fortnight of each other. Long live January! Valentine's Day is February mate.. Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Valentine's Day is February mate. Anyway yes I too hate January but it's payday tomorrow and I've just reserved a wee puppy and it was my girlfriends birthday yesterday. From now til the 31st will be cracking. Ooft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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