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1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

oaksoft's porn scripts are one of the most bizarre pieces of P&B fantasy ever. It doesn't make any sense.

I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes.

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10 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes.

Legitimately one of the weirdest posts I’ve ever read on here. E4A5AA6B-032A-4EDF-9520-8105383A5C5B.png.44215727b7b337bc5d1e190071d53379.png

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17 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes.

Congratulations, you managed to post fantasy even stranger than oaksoft. 

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23 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes.

Are you suggesting there’s alternatives to this?

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On 13/07/2022 at 09:51, DA Baracus said:

The fares have been rising every year, for years, but now that's the fault of the drivers?

 

Of course.

On 13/07/2022 at 09:56, oaksoft said:

What on earth are you talking about?

The full pay rise is not £33 per month per driver.

It looks like you're struggling to keep up with the conversation.

Looks like you're struggling with the irony.

On 13/07/2022 at 13:57, 19QOS19 said:


Indeed. I wonder...

Me, too.

On 13/07/2022 at 18:31, superbigal said:

Plenty public sector workers would be horrified to have to work beyond 50.
My old man retired at 49 with cooncil upping his service from 27 years to full 40 (wanted rid after regions disappeared)
Canny old fucker has now been creaming half wages for 27 years since 1995, with no prospect of my inheritance any time soon.
No wonder pension funds are fuckked.

Good for him.

21 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

 

 

 

Slow day today on the porn scripts auld yin?

Maybe the viagra hasn't kicked in yet.

15 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes.

Maybe you could start your own porn writing business, although it could be a fairly niche market...

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Jeezo. Spoken like a man. [emoji38]
This is why I don't write for male directors.
I haven't found one who doesn't still have an 1800s view of sex.

You're trying to take the moral high ground on porn films? Fucking hell.
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8 minutes ago, mathematics said:

They come in other colours?

Yellow, always yellow.

I think you'll find this look is guaranteed to, ahem, 'lubricate', the appropriate areas.

This female orientated porn gig is a cinch. 

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Just now, 'WellDel said:

Yellow, always yellow.

I think you'll find this look is guaranteed to, ahem, 'lubricate', the appropriate areas.

This female orientated porn gig is a cinch. 

Screenshot_20220715-123305_Chrome.jpg

Is that yellow? Looks brown to me. Caramel, if I’m putting on my middle-class pants.

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2 hours ago, 'WellDel said:

Yellow, always yellow.

I think you'll find this look is guaranteed to, ahem, 'lubricate', the appropriate areas.

This female orientated porn gig is a cinch. 

Screenshot_20220715-123305_Chrome.jpg

That is gold. 

You Motherwell fans would probably term it amber. 

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4 hours ago, oaksoft said:

There was no irony.

He mistakenly thought the pay-rise was actually £33 per month.

ETA. What dictionary are you using for the word irony anyway? Why would you think his comment was irony? Smartarse maybe. Irony though? 😆

I'm pretty sure I know how much my pay rise is.

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Then why are you talking about a rise of £33 ?
Think you need to read things more carefully/sense the tone before you furiously dive in tbh. Not for the first time in here you've completely picked something up wrong and just ran with it.
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So that's both him and you couldn't work out where the £33 came from. 
Honestly, what a pair. [emoji23]
Aye that's it m8.

Still waiting for you to point me in the direction of where Aslef were demanding a 10% payrise btw. If you don't come back until you find that it would be fantastic...
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I note that the "full" timetable will be that of May 2022

I can't remember how that compared to the timetable prior to March 2020 (because it ran for about a week), but am I wrong in thinking it was reduced?

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