DA Baracus Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I've recently heard of the deviancy of having toast with soup. This is of course mentalist behaviour. Bread with soup is a delight, and should not be toasted, else it loses the vast majority of it's absorption ability. What kind of mad fucker has toast with soup? Clearly the bread should not be toasted. Clearly the bread should have butter on it. My preference is a nice slab of farmhouse. Obviously the Americans take things to another, sicker level as always, as they have crackers with soup. What a fucking ridiculous country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 My work serves soup with toast because it "looks better". As you say, madness. Bread all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I've recently heard of the deviancy of having toast with soup. This is of course mentalist behaviour. Bread with soup is a delight, and should not be toasted, else it loses the vast majority of it's absorption ability. What kind of mad fucker has toast with soup? Clearly the bread should not be toasted. Clearly the bread should have butter on it. My preference is a nice slab of farmhouse. Obviously the Americans take things to another, sicker level as always, as they have crackers with soup. What a fucking ridiculous country. Hot drinks are the work of the devil but you're okay with soup? What about a cup-a-soup? A bit of olive bread or Mediterranean loaf for me, untoasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Melba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Untoasted - but preferably crusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 What are these c***s on? It's got to be big thick slices of white bread with butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Untoasted - but preferably crusty. Crusty bread does my nut in. One of the few things that breaks my normally level temper is bread that is so crusty it destroys the roof of my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Don't usually have bread, if I do its for my cheese sandwiches that go right into my tommy soup, glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 Hot drinks are the work of the devil but you're okay with soup? What about a cup-a-soup? A bit of olive bread or Mediterranean loaf for me, untoasted. Soup isn't a drink though. And I am not a fan of cup-a-soups. Crusty bread does my nut in. One of the few things that breaks my normally level temper is bread that is so crusty it destroys the roof of my mouth. Get a man's mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Don't usually have bread, if I do its for my cheese sandwiches that go right into my tommy soup, glorious. Putting sandwiches in soup is almost as bad as calling it "tommy soup". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MAD HOUSE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Putting sandwiches in soup is almost as bad as calling it "tommy soup". I lived on nothing but tomato soup with ham sandwiches until I was about 10. Fussy wee b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Standing up to wipe Lorne/Slice sausage Chipper Coins in wallet Coins in back pocket Toast with soup What the f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Untoasted of course. Unless, as already mentioned, it's served in pieces in the soup, i.e. croutons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Standing up to wipe Lorne/Slice sausage Chipper Coins in wallet Coins in back pocket Toast with soup What the f**k. If such a person existed, i'd be all for taking them out and shooting them in the back of the head, regardless of whether they had done anything to deserve it or not. It would only be a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 I stand. It's square. Chippy. I have a wallet and coins go in it. Untoasted. We need to make a sort of test, like those political leaning tests, incorporating all these and other P&B staple questions. Then we'd see who the beasts, deviants and puddle drinkers are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 White bread only with soup (wholemeal doesn't taste the same and if you have granary then the seeds fall into the soup). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I don't like putting my bread into the soup as I don't like it to get soggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 I don't like putting my bread into the soup as I don't like it to get soggy. Sigh. I thought you were going to stop all this. Your lies are starting to hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I seriously cannot believe people stand up to wipe their arse. I just cannot get my head around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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