tbone stag Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Yer Da's handling the divorce well. Usually accompanied by a picture of an older guy making an arse of himself. Funny the first two or three times. That might've been the case for the Old Philpy and the New Philpy, but the New New Philpy definately won't be doing that anymore. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 23 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Pen' for penalty. 10 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Even worse, Penno. If John Hartson has taught me anything, it should be pel or pello. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 The English Premier League being referred to as 'the prem' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 If you disagree with anyone and they respond with the 'fishing' patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 On 03/03/2016 at 20:23, accies1874 said: Mailing people with daft names messages that are a play on their names. You see it all over Facebook and Twitter nowadays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Topical: the next time I hear "Team GB," I'll throw up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 The increasing use on BBC Scotland of nouns as verbs, building on the shite Americanisation (and there's almost one there!) of English. Roads are queuing, films are premiering, etc etc. Inanimate objects can't "do things" as my auld English teacher told me. Anyone reporting on the golf can't help themselves but to refer to carding etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) People saying 'f**k up'. Is this short for shut the f**k up?? I have no idea but it's awful. People being described as 'a weapon' Is this a bad thing?? It's shite either way. And finally people talking about 'the squad' when they mean them and their only two mates, usually never been on an actual squad in their life. Edited August 17, 2016 by Torpar Awful English 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 31 minutes ago, Torpar said: People saying 'f**k up' is this short for shut the f**k up?? I have no idea but it's awful @8MileBU uses this a lot, maybe he can tell you what he means by it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 People saying 'f**k up' is this short for shut the f**k up?? I have no idea but it's awful I've never heard that before, but if that's accurate then it is awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 People saying 'f**k up' is this short for shut the f**k up?? I have no idea but it's awful People being described as 'a weapon' is this a bad thing?? It's shite either way And finally people talking about 'the squad' when they mean them and their only two mates, usually never been on an actual squad in their life Is this all one big sentence or what? Where are your full stops you madman? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 minute ago, SweeperDee said: Is this all one big sentence or what? Where are your full stops you madman? 43 minutes ago, Torpar said: People saying 'f**k up'. Is this short for shut the f**k up?? I have no idea but it's awful. People being described as 'a weapon' Is this a bad thing?? It's shite either way. And finally people talking about 'the squad' when they mean them and their only two mates, usually never been on an actual squad in their life. FTFY or should it be FTFU? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 FTFY or should it be FTFU? That's better. Now f**k up. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Power Outage, what happened to good old power cut???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: The increasing use on BBC Scotland of nouns as verbs, building on the shite Americanisation (and there's almost one there!) of English. Roads are queuing, films are premiering, etc etc. Inanimate objects can't "do things" as my auld English teacher told me. Anyone reporting on the golf can't help themselves but to refer to carding etc. I've heard it elsewhere but thankfully not yet on the BBC, but referring to athletes "medalling" at the Olympics. Really boils my piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 "Triggered" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Slenderman said: "Triggered" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 59 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: That's exactly what I think of when I see that phrase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 Public announcements on the trains and stations in Scotland - it's as if the staff have been told to talk like a retard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 30, 2016 Author Share Posted August 30, 2016 On 8/17/2016 at 15:17, Cardinal Richelieu said: I've heard it elsewhere but thankfully not yet on the BBC, but referring to athletes "medalling" at the Olympics. Really boils my piss. Radio 5 live reporter on Sunday saying the Lewis Hamilton was "hoping to podium" in whatever Grand Prix was being held. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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