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Mrs Doyle playing "guess my name":

Fr. Andy Riley,

Fr. Desmond Coyle,

Fr. George Byrne,

Fr. David Nicholson,

Fr. Declan Lynch,

Fr. Ken Sweeney,

Fr. Neil Hannon,

Fr. Keith Cullen,

Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,

Fr. Mick McEvoy,

Fr. Jack White,

Fr. Henry Bigbigging,

Fr. Hank Tree,

Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie

Fr. Stig Bubblecard,

Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ ,

Fr. Luke Duke,

Fr. Billy Ferry,

Fr. Chewy Louie,

Fr. John Hoop,

Fr. Hairycake Linehan,

Fr. Rebulah Conundrum,

Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,

Fr. Jemima Racktool,

Fr. Jerry Twig,

Fr. Spodo Komodo,

Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.

Fr. Todd Unctious

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When Dougal hangs out the giant photo of Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse and Len* does the international finger spin meaning 'turn around' to Ted.

*"Don't call me Len you little p***k!"

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Ted: Yes, but why did you steal the other priest's clothes?

Todd: Ach, it was just going that way.

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Spodo Kimodo already mentioned. NO CLUES!!!

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Jack sobers up:

Jack: And what do you two do then?

Ted: We're priests.

Jack: PRIESTS?! Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin island?!

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"TED! THERE'S A BIG PILE OF BOXES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!"

 

Dougal: Watch this, Ted. (rubs letters off blackboard) You see? You can rub off the letters.
Ted: But, Dougal, you can do that with any blackboard.
Dougal: What?

 

Ted: What was it Jack used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of b*****ds.

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I haven't written this down because it comes from the heart. Father Gallagher, I've known you and been your friend for many years, and now I think it's important to say I love you. I love you more than anybody I've ever loved.

 

I don't want the parachute. Give it to him!

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"God all mighty, look who it is, it's that actor"

 

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"Do you know what he'd love?"

 

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"I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT"

 

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"I'll bloody well kill you!!"

 

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"Well what did he say? Did he laugh?"

 

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I haven't written this down because it comes from the heart. Father Gallagher, I've known you and been your friend for many years, and now I think it's important to say I love you. I love you more than anybody I've ever loved.
 
I don't want the parachute. Give it to him!

 

 

Graham Lineham the shows co-creator of course being Father Gallagher.  Love the end scene with everybody celebrating and the two of them sitting there looking awkward as hell!

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Mrs Doyle playing "guess my name":

Fr. Andy Riley,

Fr. Desmond Coyle,

Fr. George Byrne,

Fr. David Nicholson,

Fr. Declan Lynch,

Fr. Ken Sweeney,

Fr. Neil Hannon,

Fr. Keith Cullen,

Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,

Fr. Mick McEvoy,

Fr. Jack White,

Fr. Henry Bigbigging,

Fr. Hank Tree,

Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie

Fr. Stig Bubblecard,

Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ ,

Fr. Luke Duke,

Fr. Billy Ferry,

Fr. Chewy Louie,

Fr. John Hoop,

Fr. Hairycake Linehan,

Fr. Rebulah Conundrum,

Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,

Fr. Jemima Racktool,

Fr. Jerry Twig,

Fr. Spodo Komodo,

Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.

Fr. Todd Unctious

 

that scene was fucking hilarious, the names she came out with had me buckled

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There's so many tremendous moments that it's hard to pick one but I've always loved the scene at the raffle with the band of priests who look like Kraftwerk. The fur coat and crown in Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep kills me (particularly during the flashback when the coat has a price tag with £1000 on it) and anything involving Pat Mustard. I think he might be the GOAT one-off sitcom characters.

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Those women were in the nip aside, I can't decide my favourite line in Speed 3 between:

 

"There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy-baby maker!"

 

"Ah, you certainly wouldn't advising the use of artificial contraception now would you Father?"

 

"Remember Dougal, milk goes sour. Except UHT, but there's no demand for that because it's shite."

 

"Is there nothing to be said for saying another Mass?"

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The bit with Father Jack running about the woods after Henry Sellers gets steaming, goes missing and has to be tranquilised destroys me every time I see it.

 

 

"no, let him go, he'll make his own way back"

 

 Brilliant programme.

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Graham Lineham the shows co-creator of course being Father Gallagher.  Love the end scene with everybody celebrating and the two of them sitting there looking awkward as hell!

 

I think it was Linehan who shouted that brilliant "Fuckin' 'ell" line as well.

 

Oh and Crilly, if you ever try to bullshit me like that again, I will rip off your arms.

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