Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just be honest with them. Say you had no ideas what to talk about so you went on to Pie and Bovril and asked for ideas. As expected, you got some excellent responses, such as Shakespeare, Quantum Physics, Landscape gardening in Peru, the effects of climate change on the iguana population of Papua New Guinea, geophysics, carbon dating of the ancient Caledonian Forest, America's on-going ban of haggis, malt whisky, an island in the Atlantic called Tristan de Cunha, scrabbled eggs, the ozone layer, washing powder, shinty and aardvarks. That should keep it going for five minutes. Good Luck. In all seriousness, that's a great idea. Most remote inhabited island in the world. Only 270 people who are all somewhat in-bred. And they all live in a village with the wonderful name of "Edinburgh of the Seven Seas". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 scrabbled eggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 scrabble.JPG A good joke spoiled by an illegal move. Put your tiles back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 A good joke spoiled by an illegal move. Put your tiles back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Ambulance sirens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Play the single from your new album, Free Love on the Freelove Freeway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 In all seriousness, that's a great idea. Most remote inhabited island in the world. Only 270 people who are all somewhat in-bred. And they all live in a village with the wonderful name of "Edinburgh of the Seven Seas". It is also known as Asthma Island - since most of the population have asthma. They all derive from 7 families of which 4 had asthma. Try "Asthma Island" on YouTube to see more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Start of by telling them that there are more people living today than have ever died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 should probably have mentioned, no laptops or projectors, good old fashioned flipchart and coloured pens In that case, what about a presentation on the history of PowerPoint and how it works. That will teach them about irony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 How about a condensed Pink Floyd concert for £500. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Let's face it if you're so bereft of thought that you're asking on here it's not likely to go well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Blow your entire budget on class a drugs and wing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Presentation ideas ? Christmas is fucking months away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The regional diversity of slice/square/lorne. You forgot flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The shitting behaviour of football fans in Scotland. Source: 'Shitting Stories' - www.pieanbovril.com 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 crop rotation in the 14th Century.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 You forgot flat.It's not often you and flat are mentioned together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 (edited) "The benefits of having a Royal Family." If you can come up with 5 minutes worth of material on that, you deserve to be hired. ETA: By this I mean "Benefits of having a Royal Family to people other than the Royal Family themselves." Edited April 24, 2016 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 "The benefits of having a Royal Family." If you can come up with 5 minutes worth of material on that, you deserve to be hired. ETA: By this I mean "Benefits of having a Royal Family to people other than the Royal Family themselves." The tea towel industry. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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