Dindeleux Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I'm calling you out on this one! Unless by attractive, you mean black-eyed? No, by all accounts both are 10s. Think a Motherwell fan took one or the other on a date. Can't remember if it was mother or daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 When singing the theme tune to Batman - remember - there are no words! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 No, by all accounts both are 10s. Think a Motherwell fan took one or the other on a date. Can't remember if it was mother or daughter. 10's? In the case of his missus, is this on the myopic scale? I quite believe the daughter is a ten as she undoubtedly shares no genes with the pony-tailed phone catcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 When singing the theme tune to Batman - remember - there are no words! Nah! I never knew that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 When singing the theme tune to Batman - remember - there are no words! Apart from 'Batman!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 10's? In the case of his missus, is this on the myopic scale? No idea, you are too smart for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 No idea, you are too smart for me. I'll lead, you follow. Soon you will be smarter than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) That's because I have nothing to learn from you! ;-) ETA- apart from spelling, I need help with that. Edited May 2, 2016 by Mortar Bored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 No, by all accounts both are 10s. Think a Motherwell fan took one or the other on a date. Can't remember if it was mother or daughter. Not quite. Kind of went like this. A poster on here who I wont name* to spare his blushes followed and friended me and wife on Twitter and Facebook, subsequently through that located my lassie on Facebook, he sent her a friend request which she accepted as most young kids do. He later sent her a message though asking to meet up for a drink or something and, when she asked me about it I informed her about how he knew me through this forum etc and, being a bit creeped out then blocked him. Not before he had lifted a photo of her doing one of those selfies which he posted here with a 'check out his daughter' type posts. I requested the mods to remove it which they did, was about 2 years ago I think. *Despite it being Philpy type behaviour it wasnt Philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Not quite. Just a 9? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Just a 9? c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I miss Busta Nut and his determination to fire into Magees daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I miss Busta Nut and his determination to fire into Magees daughter. I was sparing the man. Trust you Bobby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Sparing him from what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Celebrities and politicians Avoid prosecution for historic sex offences against children by dying or having senile dementia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Sparing him from what? Celebrities and politicians Avoid prosecution for historic sex offences against children by dying or having senile dementia I read your reply as a reply to the post above and I was very confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Teach your children how Governments work by taking all their sweets off them and then telling them to fck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Annoy Dundee United fans 20 years from now by asking them where they were the night Leicester won the Premiership.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Apart from 'Batman!'Yeah, actually I got that wrong. Apparently there is a myth that they do not say "Batman". The screen displays the word "Batman" at the same time that the horns go "er-ur" (sorry I don't know how to write horn sounds). This gives the subliminal idea that there are voices saying "Batman". In truth, there are voices saying "Batman". My new tip is this - ignore any tips from me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Sleep with one eye open so that fly's can't keep you awake by landing on your nose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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