rowsdower Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 So. If he scores 2 goals this season we win right? (5 if we want to go troll the fans of HamKam) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, FTOF said: I'd recommend a visit to Specsavers. Next you'll be correcting me that John Sutton has actually seen a ball. I'm sure you're aware it was a flippant comment about Mandron being shit for one club and seemingly not shit for the next one, and how that might (hopefully) relate to Theo Bair. Edited August 1, 2023 by Al B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukDukGoose Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 44 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: The issues with him cant be blamed on tactics. Jumps under the ball constantly, doesnt have a clue where hes meant to be (most of his time on the park was spent standing staring at the ball), gets pushed off the ball by people half his size. Cant control the ball, cant run with the ball, struggled to pass the ball. Couldnt strike the ball cleanly, couldnt head the ball cleanly, couldnt tackle well. No aggression. He'll become a cult hero but only because of how bad he is. Stevie May at the Dons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 12 minutes ago, rowsdower said: So. If he scores 2 goals this season we win right? (5 if we want to go troll the fans of HamKam) Let's take them to the woodshed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerthSaints Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 48 minutes ago, stu92 said: Reading between the lines, there's a player in there somewhere? Yes, just not a football player 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well Fan Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Spittal aside, I have an overwhelming fear that goals will be a rarity this season. SK has done a fantastic job end of season and has now moved on players deemed not good enough. However, we look light weight up front, in the week of starting the new season. Can see 0-0's being our saviour this season, unless SK has a find up his sleeve. Let's see how things develop, but our match against newly promoted Dundee, may provide more clues to our for coming season. P. S. LM looks a player 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 This is possibly the most bizarre signing I’ve ever seen in my life. I was expecting him to announce his retirement any day now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swello Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 When Thelonius hits 20 (his 20th coming at McDiarmid - bear with me here - TO SEND SAINTEES DOWN), who'll be laughing then, eh? Not me, I'll be getting a commemorative tattoo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allroy for Prez Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Have we ever signed a striker with a worse record? Surely given his record you offer this guy 6 months to prove himself at best? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 As long as this cúnt scores 6 goals, all against the "Saint" teams in our thread here, I don't care. Theo for the win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 48 minutes ago, DukDukGoose said: Stevie May at the Dons? Stevie Mays better in literally every way, its not even a contest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 I’m sure he scored a screamer at RP last season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swami Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 (edited) This is my favourite signing ever. Edited August 1, 2023 by Swami 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayWell Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 I'm loving this 'your shite striker is worse than our shite striker' contest. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochas III Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, Allroy for Prez said: Have we ever signed a striker with a worse record? Surely given his record you offer this guy 6 months to prove himself at best? We signed a striker that couldn't get a contract for a team with only 13 players, 2 at least were keepers, that was too fat and unfit for another SPL team to consider signing... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realmadrid Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 16 minutes ago, Sortmeout said: I’m sure he scored a screamer at RP last season. His only competitive goal in 18 months But he did score in just about every closed door or bounce games earning the nickname "The friendly Bair" It must just be a confidence thing, no doubt he will score against us, but then just now everyone will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 I'm guessing (hoping) that this is a fairly low cost punt at moulding the guy into at least a serviceable option off the bench. We have precious little money to squander, and I'd think the boy himself will see this as a last chance at cracking it over here before heading off home, so probably happy with a fairly modest pay to have the opportunity. He's evidently got a long way to go according to St J fans and some fairly damning stats, but Kettlewell must have seen something to have taken him on?. Surely? Fcuk knows what it is, but there must be something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camer0n_mcd Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Hattrick on Saturday incoming.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukDukGoose Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 27 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Stevie Mays better in literally every way, its not even a contest. You've described his time at Aberdeen down to a tee though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim McLean's Ghost Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: Two year deal. Bold move! Already thinking about how we need to pay him off to get rid next summer. The gaffer says he is signing guys who have had down spells and need to prove themselves. They can do it on a one year deal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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