ICTChris Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 All the discussion about the new Top Gear made me realise that I've never watched an episode of it. What things have P&Bers never done that almost everyone else they know has? I have never - Watched an episode of Top Gear - Been to a Scotland international football match - Been on a 'lads' holiday Not being judgemental of anyone who has done or likes doing these things, they are just things that I have never done. I assume I'll never do the latter, being too old for that sort of thing now. What's on your 'never done' list? First person to say "*poster X* has never had sex with a girl!!!" wins a spot in the audience of the new Top Gear, then a lads holiday with the Scotland international football team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Had autism, or been grannied by a beast at pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Got a gorilla killed by running into it's enclosure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) I went on a lads holiday to the Scotland game in Dortmund, it was class. You've missed out on life Chris. ETA: We spent the entire time in the hotel watching repeats of Top Gear. Edited June 1, 2016 by Honest_Man#1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've never seen "Gone With the Wind" or played Grand Theft Auto, Half Life, Call of Duty or similar. I've never been to Ibiza, Majorca or any of the Greek Islands. I've never been to me either... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Seen Philpy make a funny joke. Driven abroad. Broken a bone. Burst my banjo string. Been arrested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I have never: - Used Tinder - Watched TOWIE/Georgie Shore or the various other TV shows based on the same premise. - Gone on a lads holiday - Been on roller skates or a skateboard - Recorded a rant about my football club and put it on YouTube - Invaded the pitch and punched a police horse in the arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 1, 2016 Author Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've never seen "Gone With the Wind" or played Grand Theft Auto, Half Life, Call of Duty or similar. I've never been to Ibiza, Majorca or any of the Greek Islands. I've never been to me either... I'm not a gamer so have never played any computer games post-Sensible Soccer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Never been to a "proper" music festival or gig. Never been to a Scotland match. Never watched any of Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad or The Wire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) I have never met anyone off of the Internet face to face. Never been in a fight. Never watched top gear. I have been on a lads holiday and been to many a Scotland game - I do find it strange Chris has never been to one tbh. I've only been to one Scotland game and that's because I was offered a ticket - as much as I want to see us do well, I've never felt compelled to go and watch them. I've never eaten lasagne Haven't seen a episode of Lost/Breaking Bad/Game of Thrones and all that shite Never watched Star Trek, Doctor Who or any of that shite Learned to swim or ride a bike Been nicked Been on a hill climb or explored the Scottish countryside Edited June 1, 2016 by Chris_DK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've never seen Star Wars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've never been taps aff as an adult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've never broken a bone. Never been on a lads' holiday. Never watched Game Of Thrones/The Wire/Sopranos (bar the odd episode)/Dexter/House/Homeland/Sherlock etc. I've never played Football Manager (though have played LMA and Championship Manager) or Halo or Skyrim etc. I've never used Tinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've never used Instagram or Snapchat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 These Social media sites sound utterly horrendous. Just seem to be full of narcissists and attention-seekers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlowspider Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Never been to Airdrie. Weirdly, I have been to Airdrie, Alberta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Never been to Airdrie, Alberta Weirdly, I have been to Airdrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Ive never met a nice South African. I've only met two and one of them is the most self-righteous c**t I've ever met. The other was a bit of a zoomer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Never seen a full episode of Lost, Game of Thrones, 24, Breaking Bad, The Wire, House, Sopranos - I fact almost anything American and described as ' must see TV', Similarly TOWIE, Geordie Shores, Made in Chelsea have all not been seen. Never bought a coffee from Starbucks or Costa Coffee. One of few things never done I would like to change is, Never been outside Europe. (This is not a BREXIT comment, I have travelled within Europe but as yet have never made it is far as, Africa, Asia, Australasia, the Americas or elsewhere). Edited June 1, 2016 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Never managed to get more than three fingers in when having a pokey-bum w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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