How do you remember 35?

[DDcups]

14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

My missus is a freak. She knows all the long numbers off the bank cards, credit cards, driving license etc. I forget how old I am most years.

Driving licence is easy all you need to remember is your surname date of birth initials then 1 number 2 letters at the end.

[BFTD]

It was quite a harrowing experience for the nascent Throbber.

[Granny Danger]

33 minutes ago, throbber said:

35 was the year Granny Danger was the last time he got an erection. 

Given the fact that post is grammatically incorrect I can only assume you were nervous typing it.

Anyway that's not true, ask yer Maw.

[Granny Danger]

1 minute ago, throbber said:

She would have been 15 at the time so congratulations on being a beast.

I said 'that's not true, ask yer Maw'.

You're not the sharpest tool in the box.

[Granny Danger]

2 minutes ago, throbber said:

Says the pensioner cracking yer maw jokes. 

Not the only thing I've cracked; ask yer Maw.

[Bully Wee Villa]

You could be his dad.

Throbber Danger. There's a scary thought.

[BFTD]

Granny Throbber is an even scarier thought. Stuff of nightmares.

[Bully Wee Villa]

I think I've seen Granny Throbber. Was too embarrassed to return it to the video shop so just paid a twenty pound fine.

[BFTD]

2 minutes ago, Bully Di Villa said:

I think I've seen Granny Throbber. Enjoyed it so much I took the twenty pound fine on the chin and kept it.

FTFY

[Bully Wee Villa]

Rumbled.

[mathematics]

On 28/07/2016 at 21:54, Fullerene said:

I know certain numbers can be remembered easily such as

50 = Hawaii
52 = Pack of Cards
12 = Dozen
69 = Bryan Adams
27 = Dead Rock Stars
42 = Life, the universe and everything.

.. but how do you remember 35?

Common Era.

c is the third letter and 5 is the further letter of the English alphabet.

[Miguel Sanchez]

On 28/07/2016 at 22:33, Miguel Sanchez said:

Jean-Sebastien Giguere

Same answer, seven years later. Fantastic.

[Boo Khaki]

That's some thread necro. How the hell do you even find yourself in a near 7 year old thread? 

[BFTD]

15 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said:

That's some thread necro. How the hell do you even find yourself in a near 7 year old thread? 

Clearly searching for "Bryan Adams 69".

Edit: TBF, this site can be a rabbit hole, if you've the time to explore it.

Edited June 1, 2023 by BTFD

[Boo Khaki]

Just now, BTFD said:

Clearly searching for "Bryan Adams 69".

I like to think some sad sack actually sat perusing the main page long enough to have scrolled all the way back to page 34,563 or whatever it's on.

I get a nosebleed on page 3. That's 'pushing it' enough for me in terms of fear of being modded into oblivion for thread necromancy.

[BFTD]

15 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said:

I like to think some sad sack actually sat perusing the main page long enough to have scrolled all the way back to page 34,563 or whatever it's on.

I get a nosebleed on page 3. That's 'pushing it' enough for me in terms of fear of being modded into oblivion for thread necromancy.

The mods on here don't seem to care about old threads being necro'd - maybe because this isn't mainly a Q&A kind of place, where the OP likely doesn't care about responses after seven years.

Plus, when he starts running out of storage space, Div just fucking deletes everything anyway, occasionally including user accounts  

[Miguel Sanchez]

No idea how someone called @mathematics could bump a thread about numbers.

[carpetmonster]

I’d probably remember it as Kevin Durant’s number. If I really needed to remember it I’d follow him on Twitter because his username is KDTrey5 so that’d be a prompt. 

[Fullerene]

2 hours ago, Boo Khaki said:

I like to think some sad sack actually sat perusing the main page long enough to have scrolled all the way back to page 34,563 or whatever it's on.

I get a nosebleed on page 3. That's 'pushing it' enough for me in terms of fear of being modded into oblivion for thread necromancy.

Actually it would have been on page 99 so you were slightly out.

Also on page 99 is a thread with some interesting pictures of North Korea.

[Tony Ferrino]

Was thinking of that long knives nonsense but might be a year or so out.