Tony Ferrino Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Two people killed (south of the border) this week by dogs, is it time to change the rules about ownership? Licences, vetting the owners, banning more breeds....? I'd be up for all of the above, and more. Also would bring in ISIS style punishments for dog owners who don't scoop the poop! Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 If a dog attacks you just stick up finger up the arse and that will sort it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: If a dog attacks you just stick up finger up the arse and that will sort it. Are you not supposed to do that to the dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: If a dog attacks you just stick up finger up the arse and that will sort it. Your own or the dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhliston Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Two people killed (south of the border) this week by dogs, is it time to change the rules about ownership? Licences, vetting the owners, banning more breeds....? I'd be up for all of the above, and more. Also would bring in ISIS style punishments for dog owners who don't scoop the poop! Thoughts? I think that first of all to own certain types of dog you should be vetted by the Police into your suitability to own and control such an animal. You also would have to have a licence for these types of dogs and be insured as well. If you have one of these dogs without any kind of licence etc, then its off to jail you go and the animal is destroyed. Far too many people of the wrong sort have dogs which they cannot control and thus you have incidents like the above which are happening now on a much more regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Jimmy Carr jokes aside the main problem with dogs is too many incompetent owners who don't think of the consequences of owning one thus creating a market for people who don't care about animal or human welfare if it comes to making money out of them.What are you supposed to do about it though? What's to stop someone breeding and making an ad to make a profit from breeding? What's to stop dog owners neglecting their pets thus making the dogs unhappy and aggressive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Every dog should be licensed. Set the licence fee at something like £2500 a year with criminal charges for anyone owning an unlicensed dog. Yappy little rat-type dogs to cost £2500 a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I like and trust animals. It's people that are the waste of space. As for the comments about picking up dog mess. I've seen a ton of litter since the summer hols started dropped by these lazy wee shites. Sick of the streets round here resembling a tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Cats FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I like and trust animals. It's people that are the waste of space. As for the comments about picking up dog mess. I've seen a ton of litter since the summer hols started dropped by these lazy wee shites. Sick of the streets round here resembling a tip. Yes - a dog will be aggressive if treated badly and doesn't have the ability to be nasty for no reason . If you're not going to give the dog enough attention/exercise it's going to be unhappy and liable to snap at a person or another dog, it's not rocket science but so long as there is a market for it then dogs will be changing hands unregulated for many years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Shoot the fuckers then cut their balls off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Shoot the fuckers then cut their balls off. No one has mentioned Corgi's yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I think there are dogs just like humans that some have a nasty nature. Most are great but some are just vicious and it won't take much to set them off. I'm the world's biggest hypocrite, I let my dog run around off the leish because she has never shown any signs of violence and just wants affection but I would support a law that says all dogs should be muzzled. Strangely it's always greyhounds who are the most placid dogs in the world you see muzzled, never Rottweilers. My dog got cornered by a pack of 2 Alsatians and a Rottweiller that were chasing her but because she is a whippet cross she outran them. The owners were buckie swilling tinks who thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, throbber said: Yes - a dog will be aggressive if treated badly and doesn't have the ability to be nasty for no reason . If you're not going to give the dog enough attention/exercise it's going to be unhappy and liable to snap at a person or another dog, it's not rocket science but so long as there is a market for it then dogs will be changing hands unregulated for many years to come. Everything has the ability to be nasty for no reason (or reasons that god arranged). Chemical imbalances etc....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: No one has mentioned Corgi's yet. Everybody's gotta learn sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Everybody's gotta learn sometime. You're such a gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 They should introduce an amnesty scheme whereby dog owners could hand in their slavering hellhounds and be given a cat in return. Our children would remain uneaten and our pavements unshat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 8 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: They should introduce an amnesty scheme whereby dog owners could hand in their slavering hellhounds and be given a cat in return. Our children would remain uneaten and our pavements unshat. Cat owners watch Big Brother. Your plan 8 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: They should introduce an amnesty scheme whereby dog owners could hand in their slavering hellhounds and be given a cat in return. Our children would remain uneaten and our pavements unshat. Cat owners watch Big Brother!!!! Think about what you're saying you silly fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 They should introduce an amnesty scheme whereby dog owners could hand in their slavering hellhounds and be given a cat in return. Our children would remain uneaten and our pavements unshat. Just scratched faces. Vicious little fuckers. I'm a dog lover but reckon there should be licences. At least £100. Even such a small sum would be enough to put the vast majority of these scumbags having one. Anyone who is serious about owning a dog wouldn't care about the licence fee it would surely only discriminate against those that are the problem in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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