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On 25/08/2018 at 20:00, Carl Cort's Hamstring said:

Mrs CCH's family have a cottage in Fermanagh and we stayed there for a holiday last Summer. Family friend of theirs invited us over for dinner and, in the 6 mile drive between the two houses, we crossed the border 5 times. It went right through the middle of a village, and we crossed it 3 times driving along one road.

Still, I'm sure Rees-Mogg has it all worked out.

Did you manage to deliver all the Semtex?

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On ‎25‎/‎08‎/‎2018 at 20:00, Carl Cort's Hamstring said:

Mrs CCH's family have a cottage in Fermanagh and we stayed there for a holiday last Summer. Family friend of theirs invited us over for dinner and, in the 6 mile drive between the two houses, we crossed the border 5 times. It went right through the middle of a village, and we crossed it 3 times driving along one road.

Still, I'm sure Rees-Mogg has it all worked out.

No need to ask Jacob Rees Mogg.  I can do it for you.
If you buy some ice cream for £4 and each crossing charges 20% tariff under WTO rules then it will cost £9.95 by the time you reach your destination.
If somebody says "No not Tutti Frutti - I want Raspberry Ripple" and you take it back then that will be £24.77.

You might get your original £4 back - assuming you have kept all the paperwork!

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Macron putting the kibosh on May’s proposal.  

Could she be so naive as to think the EU will change its core principles to accommodate a country that is leaving?

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/emmanuel-macron-therese-may-brexit-no-deal-uk-eu-a8509731.html

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4 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

Macron putting the kibosh on May’s proposal.  

Could she be so naive as to think the EU will change its core principles to accommodate a country that is leaving?

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/emmanuel-macron-therese-may-brexit-no-deal-uk-eu-a8509731.html

Yes.

It amazes me how many people think the EU will effectively sign it's own death warrant by backing down just because "the car park is full of German cars" and "we eat lots of chorizo".

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3 minutes ago, Jeff Venom said:
41 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:

There's yer first set of people to be turned upon the next time the tried and tested blame 'group xyz' cycle comes around in however many years, when thick fucks need distracted as to why their lives are so shite.

That and the million people from the Indian subcontinent that will move here to prop up our economy post Brexit when EU immigration falls off a cliff.

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On 27/08/2018 at 15:14, Granny Danger said:

Macron putting the kibosh on May’s proposal.  

Could she be so naive as to think the EU will change its core principles to accommodate a country that is leaving?

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/emmanuel-macron-therese-may-brexit-no-deal-uk-eu-a8509731.html

Chequers was always a total fantasy proposal.

It's either no deal or a delay at this point.

After the deal the only realistic option is option is EEA.

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45344203

Back May's Brexit plan or risk no deal, David Lidington tells EU

This is thoroughly depressing reading.

Maybe he genuinely believes they will change their minds, in which case he’s a fool.  Alternately he thinks that it will impact on the 27 more than us, in which case he’s an idiot.

 

 

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1 hour ago, John Lambies Doos said:

"We respect Britain's red lines scrupulously. In return, they must respect what we are," he said.

"Single market means single market ... There is no single market à la carte."

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