th1stleandr0se Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Yesterday (a Sunday) I went out and became stuck in a traffic jam. Where? At the council recycling yard! I had to queue to get in and got stuck in there for ages while loads of ordinary people put loads of unwanted stuff in skips. I then continued to Hermiston Gait for B&Q and could hardly get my car parked. What has happened to Sundays? I have to say that I'm part of the problem as I could have done the same trip on other days of the week but, of those who only have the weekend free, who wants to spend their precious leisure time at the dump or B&Q? So, what's happened to Sundays? Did you go to the dump or B&Q or do you sleep off Saturday night until 2 on Sunday afternoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Tear the heid aff it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 I normally drink beer, watch football and try to forget how shite it is having to work for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Sunday is my main day of boozing and is probably my favourite day of the week. I don't usually sleep late and am never properly hung over as I don't hammer it all that much. A perfect Sunday for me would be a lie in to about 9 o clock and then out for brunch/ lunch and a few afternoon pints then return home for a nice dinner and some wine and beer with my Mrs/ family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Long lie, masturbation and junk food. Or overtime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Tends to be spent either hungover with junk tv or pub for the fitba. Games tend to be a let down on Sunday or over hyped but good excuse to watch it and have a beer with mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wren Road said: Long lie, masturbation and junk food. Or overtime Is this how you became to be banned from Burger King? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Is this how you became to be banned from Burger King? My lawyer has instructed a no comment reply until cctv footage is verified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Either 1) rough as fk, repeatedly ripping the heid aff and trying to get it together sufficiently to procure copious amounts of junk food, or 2) sober and out on my pushbike. I could probably go and visit some family members or some shyte like that but I'm an ignorant dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted October 10, 2016 Author Share Posted October 10, 2016 Alan Partridge: 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Get my hair cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 11 posts in and no mention of church? Bloody heathens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted October 10, 2016 Author Share Posted October 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: 11 posts in and no mention of church? Bloody heathens. That it! Solved! Nobody goes to church any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Watch sport, or films/telly if there's no sport I fancy. Rarely venture out of the house unless I have the Monday off or Villa have been moved to Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Rough as f**k. I absolutely hate Sunday's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Every other Sunday, clean, play video games, masturbate, watch Match of the Day 2 and Sportscene. Every other Sunday, play video games, masturbate, watch Match of the Day 2 and Sportscene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoin Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Work every Sunday till 2017 [emoji58] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 4 hours ago, Günther said: Going to break the trend. Usually get up around half 9, get breakfast sorted for the wee man the go to Church for 11. Back home for a fry up brunch then usually chill out or do some things round the home whilst the wee man is out with his pals. The Mrs is at the height of her rehearsals for her up and coming theatre production so it's just left to me and the wee man so a couple of games of FIFA are fitted in! When her show is finished next month we'll no doubt have wee days out here and there - Sunday is pretty much family day. Then at 7 I need to take the wee man back to his mums in Glasgow before going home to watch a movie, then jump in the hot tub for half an hour with a wee beer then bed. Simple Sundays Fucksake, have you got a child as well? It's just revelation after revelation with you. By the way, the church won't cure you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I normally start with match of the day, breakfast. a shit & cleaning my teeth not necessarily in that order. A shower but never a shave unless I have to for visitation purposes. If we've not got the wee man & we are not going out then it's shorts n tee shirt lounging. If I've filmed the match the day before then I start the editing process on the computer, this takes quite some time, especially if I'm also fucking about on here or other social media sites If Man City are on the box, I armchair the match with a few bottles of ale. I rarely bother watching other live matches. Usually watch a film with the missus & have our tea, might open a bottle of wine in time for AR & we play guess how much? Watch more shite telly before going for a pish & cleaning my teeth not necessarily in that order then it's off to bed. Pretty boring having just read that back. Every day is like Sunday. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Usually get outrageously drunk. Sunday is often the best day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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