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57 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

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In North Korea if you commit a crime against the state, you will spent the rest of the your life in prison, as will your children and grandchildren including those that haven't even been born yet but Trump admires Kim Jung Un all the same.

Says it all.

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1 hour ago, Cheese said:

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That's Numberwang folks.

It's not the smash hit he's making out, 1.3 million live viewers compared to around 7 million for ABC News. Most people he's talking about will just have seen snippets of Trump lisping and the like.

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1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

It's not the smash hit he's making out, 1.3 million live viewers compared to around 7 million for ABC News. Most people he's talking about will just have seen snippets of Trump lisping and the like.

Who the f**k  would want to watch the worlds 2 biggest narcissistic man babies playing dress up politics. It's a pity they didnae rope in Rogan for a threesome.

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2 hours ago, welshbairn said:

It's not the smash hit he's making out, 1.3 million live viewers compared to around 7 million for ABC News. Most people he's talking about will just have seen snippets of Trump lisping and the like.

Also Elmo’s Twitter counts two seconds of looking at a post as being a view - it’s how Tucker Carlson could claim he got eleventy billion viewers of his first couple of things there, because essentially as soon as you stop scrolling then it’ll log it.
 

Granted this is a little different because you had to click into Spaces but I’m sure he’ll be logging all the folks who went in while it was dead air, chucked it and didn’t come back and those who had a brief moment of morbid curiosity but then almost instantly realised they could be doing something better, like picking stuff out their arse and flicking it at household pets. 

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1 hour ago, Suspect Device said:

 

 

The last sentence had me spitting my coffee out.

 

Next Dr Who Earth-ending enemy found 🙂.

Edit... The statue! I'm seeming to remember a Dr Who character like that statue but I can't quite place it.

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10 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Next Dr Who Earth-ending enemy found 🙂.

Edit... The statue! I'm seeming to remember a Dr Who character like that statue but I can't quite place it.

There's an episode with 4 statues I think, and if you looked at them you'd turn to stone. 

Can't think of any other episodes similar.

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20 hours ago, Suspect Device said:

 

 

The last sentence had me spitting my coffee out.

 

It looks like the statue has a couple of man boobs.  The left hand is reaching up to grab one while the right hand is about to swing down and grab the other.

Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

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The MAGA crowd seem to have a real problem accepting the reality that their boy is an elderly obese man in screaming denial about what he clearly perceives as his own physical faults. They're forever portraying him as a Soviet-style strongman, or literal superhero.

Sorry, I could have just finished that at "the MAGA crowd have a real problem accepting reality".

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7 hours ago, Fullerene said:

It looks like the statue has a couple of man boobs.  The left hand is reaching up to grab one while the right hand is about to swing down and grab the other.

Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

I see a cross-eyed David Hasselhoff…

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