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3 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

It's pretty scary stuff - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025

Scary stuff going on all the time, don't think Trump can be worse than the psycopaths running the show just now, but that's just my opinion.

Thank you.

 

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Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Scary stuff going on all the time, don't think Trump can be worse than the psycopaths running the show just now, but that's just my opinion.

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Trump will be quite happy to cheat at golf and be given Fox News printouts of how much everyone likes him, it's the lunatics at the Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society that'll be running the place. See also the appointments of Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Coney Island. 

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1 minute ago, carpetmonster said:

Trump will be quite happy to cheat at golf and be given Fox News printouts of how much everyone likes him, it's the lunatics at the Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society that'll be running the place. See also the appointments of Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Coney Island. 

Same with Biden, who's pulling the strings with that puppet?

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Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Same with Biden, who's pulling the strings with that puppet?

Not anyone who wants to abolish the Department of Education, make contraception and abortion illegal and shit on immigrant rights from an enormous height. As an immigrant, with school age children, one of whom's a girl, and an adoptee whose mother was barely 15 when she had him, these types of things kinda chime with me. 

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Jesus, so that's Trump added to the list of dodgy far-right grifters that Biggie's stood up for  :blink:

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1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Same with Biden, who's pulling the strings with that puppet?

Just for the avoidance of doubt, it's not about what Biden is - it's about what he isn't.

He isn't a narcissistic fucking lunatic who's a threat to what remains of the remnants of democracy. Trump is. 

That's it. 

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1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Scary stuff going on all the time, don't think Trump can be worse than the psycopaths running the show just now, but that's just my opinion.

Thank you.

 

Opinions are like arseholes….everyone’s got one, but we don’t really need to see it.

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7 minutes ago, Cairn Terrier said:

Opinions are like arseholes….everyone’s got one, but we don’t really need to see it.

Unless it's the same as your opinion. then everythings hunky dory.

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17 minutes ago, D Angelo Barksdale said:

Arseholes are like fingerprints, each one is unique.

Yep, your anus is as unique as a fingerprint, and toilets of the future will scan your starfish to identify you.

They'll tell you that it's to monitor your bum health and such but, honestly, imagine how thrilled you'd be to discover that I was the one who'd written the code that controlled the camera scanning your Chatham Pocket.

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10 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Yep, your anus is as unique as a fingerprint, and toilets of the future will scan your starfish to identify you.

They'll tell you that it's to monitor your bum health and such but, honestly, imagine how thrilled you'd be to discover that I was the one who'd written the code that controlled the camera scanning your Chatham Pocket.

Will the rectal recognition software take hemorrhoids into account?

No reason.... 😳

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7 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Cheers, never heard of that, the whole country looks like it's just totally fucked now. IMO.


You've probably not heard of it because it's a lot of cryptocracy conspiracy theory nonsense.
The fringe group behind Project 2025 have been making weird right wing political recommendations to Governments since the 80s.

 

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14 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Will the rectal recognition software take hemorrhoids into account?

No reason.... 😳

Your mate will be thrilled to hear that Chalfonts make up part of your pucker's topology, so yes.

Strain too much and it'll be like shaving off your beard and finding your electronic devices don't know who you are anymore.

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