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About a week to go before Trump can start selling his DJT stock. The price dropped below the $20/share mark as September began, and currently sits a hair above $16. In my opinion, if Trump has any concept of reality left, he will liquidate his shares immediately to raise as much cash as he can, because it don’t look like it’s ever going back up.

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6 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

“Donald, you’ve just dug a very deep hole with all this dog stealing stuff.  What are you going to do now?”

”Well I’ve just went and bought a new shovel…”

 

There's a big section of the american voting public who will believe that shite.

And I see on twitter the stealing pets to eqt, (and swans), story is being shown as happening with UK migrants.

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Can't help but wonder if the imergants are going to start eating babies soon too, and from there we're just a hop away from full-on ranting about Crooked Hillary drinking adrenochrome from babies, like he's spent the past eight years reading about on 4chan.

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4 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Can't help but wonder if the imergants are going to start eating babies soon too, and from there we're just a hop away from full-on ranting about Crooked Hillary drinking adrenochrome from babies, like he's spent the past eight years reading about on 4chan.

They already are. This recipe’s known as the ‘midwestern special’ because you get them to douse themselves in ranch dressing before they get the chop. 

 

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24 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

You’re getting ahead of yourself!
 

Beagle breakfast.

Labrador lunch.

Dalmatian dinner.

Then spaniel supper.

HTH.

 

Hopefully he can manage a little Shih Tzu before bed.

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You all laugh, but maybe they're onto something.

You'll feel pretty stupid if it turns out that you've had a delicious foodstuff kicking about the house and never took advantage.

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2 hours ago, BFTD said:

Can't help but wonder if the imergants are going to start eating babies soon too, and from there we're just a hop away from full-on ranting about Crooked Hillary drinking adrenochrome from babies, like he's spent the past eight years reading about on 4chan.

Would be a shame for all those foetuses which were aborted after birth to go to waste!

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Trump threatening to move DJT listing to NYSE because the NASDAQ followed their own rules and paused trading twice on DJT due to an excessive move from opening price (standard way to calm a market a bit when trading in a stock gets foamy. These whole market circuit breakers and individual stock limit up/limit down rules were moved into place after the 1987 crash.

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/all-about-lulds

The excess movement up was after he issued a press release saying he wasn’t going to sell his stock (yea, right).

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