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1 minute ago, mjw said:

His handshakes are fucking horrendous.
How hard can it be to shake s hand?

I bet there were more discussions about Trump handshake tips in the corridors of NATO and the G7 than anything else.

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How unfit must he be to not be able to stroll around a town square?  It's almost as if he's deliberately becoming obese.

He went after Clinton for her health/stamina during the election as well.
That was citizen Trump though.
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8 hours ago, Savage Henry said:

How unfit must he be to not be able to stroll around a town square?  It's almost as if he's deliberately becoming obese.

Have you not heard about his theory that people only have a finite amount of energy, so every time you exercise you are propelling yourself to an early grave?

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6 hours ago, Mr.Bojangles said:

Have you not heard about his theory that people only have a finite amount of energy, so every time you exercise you are propelling yourself to an early grave?

No, the theory is that you have a finite number of heartbeats assigned to you.

Excercise , for example, increases your heart rate at the time of excercise but slows your heart rate overall so is good.

Stress and aggression  increases your heart rate with no long term benefit so is bad.

Obesity increases heart rate as does smoking with no long term improvement so is bad.

Relaxation slows your heart rate so is good.

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2 hours ago, McSpreader said:

No, the theory is that you have a finite number of heartbeats assigned to you.

Excercise , for example, increases your heart rate at the time of excercise but slows your heart rate overall so is good.

Stress and aggression  increases your heart rate with no long term benefit so is bad.

Obesity increases heart rate as does smoking with no long term improvement so is bad.

Relaxation slows your heart rate so is good.

Which is equally as idiotic and unscientific.

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29 minutes ago, Loondave1 said:


Apparently masturbating is the same.You start with a finite number of orgasms and once you have used them up thats it...

You only get half a bucket apparently.

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