Lisa Cuddy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 2 hours ago, throbber said: I talked about it about 2 years ago and I'm pretty sure Mrs M talked about how her brothers bedroom often smelt like chlorine but she had no idea what the smell was! Hopefully she reads this and can comment. It was old banana smell. I do remember the bin story but that wasn't what brought this subject up. It was a friend of yours or your girlfriend other something, trying to work out the banana smell in her teenage son's bedroom. You knew exactly what it was but decided against telling her. I've still never gotten over this revelation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 My sense of humour is generally daft, warped, inappropriate - it's a bit of everything really. I do think that people that work in health or public service like the police or social work have the most warped sense of humour of all. Seeing the most depressing or the absolute worst of society tends to do that to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 My sense of humour is generally daft, warped, inappropriate - it's a bit of everything really. I do think that people that work in health or public service like the police or social work have the most warped sense of humour of all. Seeing the most depressing or the absolute worst of society tends to do that to you. I can understand that, a lot of guys I work with have found suicide victims on the track. The dark humour that accompanies the detail in how they found them can be a bit gruesome at times but I suppose it's necessary for some of the sights you have to encounter. Couple of weeks ago a guy was found impaled on an access gate for about a week. Not nice to find I'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: My sense of humour is generally daft, warped, inappropriate - it's a bit of everything really. I do think that people that work in health or public service like the police or social work have the most warped sense of humour of all. Seeing the most depressing or the absolute worst of society tends to do that to you. I think your workplace can have a bearing on your humour once you've been there for a while. Certainly the things you can get away with saying varies from work place to work place and that will maybe dictate what passes as acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I can understand that, a lot of guys I work with have found suicide victims on the track. The dark humour that accompanies the detail in how they found them can be a bit gruesome at times but I suppose it's necessary for some of the sights you have to encounter. Couple of weeks ago a guy was found impaled on an access gate for about a week. Not nice to find I'd imagine. Pics or GTF. Just joking. Yeah I worked in social work for most of my "adult" life. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 "It used to smell like chlorine and there was a caked layer on the bottom of the bin" Actual boak. Well played, young Throbber, but I will have my revenge when you least expect it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 My sense of humour can be pretty sick. A bit inappropriate at times though,. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Pretty tame tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 2 hours ago, philpy said: My sense of humour can be pretty sick. A bit inappropriate at times though,. I hope suggesting eating a ketchup piece was part of this act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Childish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Farts make me laugh, so I'd say childish for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't find farts particularly funny, i do like a doodle of a willie though. One time at a wedding i didn't even want to go to i signed the wedding book with a willie pic, didn't even put my name down just a cock and balls and a few wee hairs. You should adopt that as your real signature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GordonD Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, throbber said: Yeah i might do, it really cheers me up when i see a doodle of a penis somewhere unexpected though. At the last General Election somebody drew a cock against the name of a Lib-Dem candidate. After some discussion with the Returning Officer it was accepted as a valid vote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: I don't find farts particularly funny, i do like a doodle of a willie though. One time at a wedding i didn't even want to go to i signed the wedding book with a willie pic, didn't even put my name down just a cock and balls and a few wee hairs. If you're ever in a cafe with this type sauce bottle, I heard you can do a cock and balls on the empty plate. Waitresses love that kind of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If you're ever in a cafe with this type sauce bottle, I heard you can do a cock and balls on the empty plate. Waitresses love that kind of thing. Its okay. Philpy would mop up the mess if there was any white bread kicking about... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Its okay. Philpy would mop up the mess if there was any white bread kicking about... I also heard some people arrange the fruit on other people's desks in to phallic designs. Who does that kind of thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I also heard some people arrange the fruit on other people's desks in to phallic designs. Who does that kind of thing? Scum, subhuman scum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 hour ago, jagfox99 said: Scum, subhuman scum? Ian Fleming's first draft? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I also heard some people arrange the fruit on other people's desks in to phallic designs. Who does that kind of thing? Me. I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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