Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 If you're in "charge" of kids balloons at their parties it's a good chance for some cock n balls set ups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: If you're in "charge" of kids balloons at their parties it's a good change for some cock n balls set ups. Don't go there Bobby FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 That's a bit creepy Rab. You're probably right. I should be ashamed of myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, throbber said: Theres nothing funny about cock and balls around children. Did no children read your wedding book? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Wouldn't have thought so. I think they would have. We're as bad as each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 5 hours ago, throbber said: I don't find farts particularly funny, i do like a doodle of a willie though. One time at a wedding i didn't even want to go to i signed the wedding book with a willie pic, didn't even put my name down just a cock and balls and a few wee hairs. Its got to have the lines of spunk coming out of it for authenticity, preferably arcing. 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Agree with both of the above. Particulrly enjoy a steamed in window in the works van where I can draw a big veiny number for the lads going off shift to enjoy. Generally my humour is fairly childish but I do enjoy pushing the boundaries a bit. I like it when a group of folk have some really put if order craic on the go and the unwritten rule is everyone pushes a wee bit further to see who breaks first. I got into the habit of drawing/writing on mates cars a few back, dust was ok but snow was better. My high/low point of wit was writing 'I HATE THE DISABLED' across the top of the windscreen and because it was dark he didn't notice it, he wiped off all the usual cocks and 'MY MUM'S A DIRTY' etc but missed that one. It was on his car until the next morning and apparently the penny dropped why he was getting 'funny' looks. Still not sure whether to be proud or ashamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Not this occasion i wouldn't have said so but after my revelation earlier in this thread i think i have gotten off quite lightly on here. Your detailed drawing of a cock and balls on a family book versus two circular and a cylinder balloon tied together in the corner of the room? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, throbber said: Thats a lovely penis there Chomp My Root. Sometimes people draw them and they look really aggressive and scary. One time i took a picture of my girlfriend and drew a massive penis on it with the caption "Cockmuncher" and sent it to my mum on Snapchat by mistake. A couple of us were bored and photoshopped guys we were working with heads on to porn pictures, most took it as good fun but one spat his dummy out and went greeting to the boss. I've drawn a Hitler tashe on a passport picture of Mrs Root who had her hair combed over. I use it as my phone picture for when she rings, I take great pleasure in showing people it, especially when she's there. I think I'm at the childish end of the humour scale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 If you're in "charge" of kids balloons at their parties it's a good chance for some cock n balls set ups. If 8Mile had posted this the site would have gone into meltdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I think you could say the same for the majority of your posts, throbber. You admitted to wanking into a bin earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I suppose this is just what happens when your popularity levels are sky high. Are you finally feeling accepted for the first time in your life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Have you sexually misused any other household items, aside from socks and bins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Generally have quite a dark sense of humour and can be a dry, sarcastic b*****d at times, to the point were some of my friends can't tell whether or not I am being serious or joking. I have never masturbated into, onto or around a bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: The dry and sarcastic humour is definitely down to the shite weather in Scotland/UK. I'm not sure, but it's something that some cultures really struggle with. As an example, I was in a meeting with my boss earlier, usual end of year review type thing and I was talking about how I felt the year had gone for me work wise. Conversation got onto things that have been happening outside of work and how I was getting on, as my dad has been diagnosed with Vascular Dementia and my boss was wondering how he was doing. I said he was doing a lot better since moving to a nursing him even though his memory isn't improving much, but the worst of it so far is that he now remembers he used to support Rangers, having not been to watch them for the best part of 30 years. My boss wasn't sure if I was joking or not, though now I think about it I'm not sure myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 23 hours ago, throbber said: I don't see why you think i would require a big knob, it was just a small bin that I had in my room which I would position around my waist level and would just turn on my side and aim into it upon climax.I don't want this to go any further, it wasn't the point I was trying to make with regard to my sense of humour. Aye, that's the sort of thing folk forget about on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ross. said: the worst of it so far is that he now remembers he used to support Rangers, having not been to watch them for the best part of 30 years. Shame they're no longer around - you could have taken him to a game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Very dark and childish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 My sides are aching after reading the 'Farting in public places' thread, so that should give you a bit of a clue... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 On 21/11/2016 at 16:06, Ross. said: Generally have quite a dark sense of humour and can be a dry, sarcastic b*****d at times, to the point were some of my friends can't tell whether or not I am being serious or joking. I have never masturbated into, onto or around a bin. Though that would demonstrate a level of efficiency that can be only associated with the Japanese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 On 21/11/2016 at 15:18, chomp my root said: Its got to have the lines of spunk coming out of it for authenticity, preferably arcing. I got into the habit of drawing/writing on mates cars a few back, dust was ok but snow was better. My high/low point of wit was writing 'I HATE THE DISABLED' across the top of the windscreen and because it was dark he didn't notice it, he wiped off all the usual cocks and 'MY MUM'S A DIRTY' etc but missed that one. It was on his car until the next morning and apparently the penny dropped why he was getting 'funny' looks. Still not sure whether to be proud or ashamed. I heard that somebody did a doodle like this on his voting slip for the general election. He did it in the box for the UKIP candidate and because it fitted perfectly into the box - it counted as a vote for UKIP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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