welshbairn Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 58 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Up at 7.20, brush teeth, go for a piss in the shower then have a cereal bar on the way to the train station. FTFY Time is money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Alarm goes at 6 and I'm usually more or less awake when it goes. Then it goes again at 6.03 and 6.05, then again finally at 6.30. At this last alarm I get out of bed and go for a shite. Then a shower, then I dress in my work gear that I've laid out the night before and I'm out the door for 7. Arrive at work at 7.30 and have a hot beverage (coffee or tea) and open my emails. Start working more or less immediately though I don't officially start until 8. Weekend routine varies in that I'll be mildly hungover and I'll get out of bed at 8 with my kid in tow to make his breakfast and put cartoons on for him before my morning shite. God bless the morning shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Alarm at 6.30, second alarm at 6.45, get up, let one puppy out of her crate and direct her to the mat to pee, repeat with second puppy. Then the three of us will sit on the floor for a bit and all pretend we are actually awake, I sometimes take this time to reminisce about the not so distance past when I would still be in bed till 7.30ish. 7ish I will put breakfast down for the pups and hope they actually want to eat it so they are distracted enough that I can go make my breakfast, feed one cat while stopping the other cat eating first cat’s food (different dietary requirements) Head to the kitchen and make my breakfast whilst sticking my head round the corner every 20 seconds to check for the inevitable second pee/shit from one of both of them, eat breakfast whilst watching breakfast tv of questionable quality. 7.10 put in my contact lenses, again checking every 20 seconds for sniffing/squatting puppies. Resume sitting on the floor/cleaning up mess, till 7.35, wake up the missus so I can shower. Shower, clean teeth and dress, say my goodbyes and make the 4 minute walk to the subway station to use the overcrowded unreliable transit system that makes me miss Scotrail some days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Torpar said: let one puppy out of her crate 13 minutes ago, M0rtonfc said: God bless the morning shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Wake up at 6:30 by my other half's alarm, go back to sleep until she says cheerio at 7:50. Down the stairs for breakfast, eating whilst either catching the news or Everybody Loves Raymond. Up to the shower / brush teeth and then the job of ironing clothes on demand. Out door just after 9, getting to work ~9:30* (20 min less of a commute than if I went in for 9).*I won't lie, sometimes 10. I do my hours. Eta: note lack of shiteing. Only idiots do this on their own time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Alarm set for 5 but am usually up at 4. Make a cup of tea and my sandwiches and flask for work. Every workday for the past 3 years I have made the exact same.. 2 sandwiches with Morrisons honey roast ham, bag plain crisps, bag cheese and onion and a bag of quavers. Watch How its made until 5 then Sky news till 5.25. Dump the ashes. Out the door at about 5.35. Get my morning papers then make an illegal turn at the traffic lights and head to the bypass. Arrive near my work at 6 and have a look at my papers whilst eating my quavers. Do both crosswords then head up to my work to see what's happening. Head off to suppliers to collect anything needed for the day ahead then make my way to the days first job for 8.00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Monday to Thursday I wake up at 8am, cup of tea, toast and jam, shower then a 15 minute cycle through town to start work at 9.30am. Finish work at 2pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 f**k getting up at 4 when you don't start till 8! I wake up around 7:45, shower, shite, clothes on, out the door, at work 2 mins before 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 First alarm goes off at 6.45 but I don't normally emerge from the old wanking chariot until around 7.20. Pish, shave, shower, dressed and out the door, 22 minute walk to work and I'm normally at my desk (eating porridge) at 8am. If I sleep in a bit longer I'll take the motor to get there on time.I never need a shite first thing in the morning, but if I did I would definitely bake it until I'm getting paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Alarm set for 4, snooze until 4.30, pish, wash face, brush teeth, get dressed with clothes ironed the previous night, out the door for 4.45 and in work for 5. shower the night before rather than wake everybody else up at 4 in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Shower, breakfast, Lexus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Alarm goes at 7am. Fiancée gets up and has a shower while I lie in bed and read the news on my phone. I shower about 7.20am, have breakfast and leave at 8am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 14 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Alarm goes at 7am. Fiancé gets up and has a shower while I lie in bed and sneakily watch porn. I shower about 7.20am, have breakfast and leave at 8am FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Rumbled. I sometimes wear her discarded knickers like a ski mask as I do so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1. I let nature dictate my circadian rhythm. After all there's three courses and plenty of tee off times in the afternoon. 2. Turn off electric trolley charger ( its been on overnight, and is a fire risk. But I left it on in my drunken slumber). 3. Pour the dregs from several beer bottles down sink. 4. Collect frozen bottle from the freezer - leave in sink to thaw. 5. Power Shower + Molton time. 6. Towel dry where I tweak a well know kids song. Head, Shoulders, Testicles, Bum-crack, knees and toes. 7. Boxers, Socks, Polo, Chinos, Round neck jumper. 8. Clubs in the motor. 9. Miller's Pan drops. The very best of Deacon Blue. 10. Lexus. "Gleneagles please, you big blonde b*****d". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Depends of the time of year as just now getting 2 hours overtime in the morning as we are that busy but that all stops in mid January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, keithgy said: Depends of the time of year as just now getting 2 hours overtime in the morning as we are that busy but that all stops in mid January. Greedy c**t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Just now, Central said: Greedy c**t Damn right I am,take it while I can.Some of the guys start at 5am but 7am is early enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Waking up at 4am for an 8 o'clock start f**k that. Alarm for 7:30, roll out of bed at 7:45. Do all the boring stuff in between and sitting by my computer at 9. As much sleep as possible plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 7.10 Get up when (only) alarm goes off. (Currently the Bon Jovi song I'll sleep when I'm dead) 7.10-7.35 Shit, shower, get dressed and make pieces. 7.35-8.25 Leave house, get bus, read Twitter, fb and p&b (in that order) 8.25-9.00 get off bus, walk to office, waste time before work, start work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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