The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Tea junction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 There's no need to resort to verbal abuse with cyclists as you're bringing yourself down to their level. I find a question blast of the horn and a gentle nudge does the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Thanks for sharing the aggressive behavior of this sweaty foul-mouthed pedalist. Unfortunately....you've also picked up 'c**t points'. 5 c**t points for skipping the lights by edging forward on a red light. 100 c**t points for calling a T-junction a "tee junction". I'll give you the T junction but as for the other.... read my post again ( I most certainly did not edge forward on red light) as there were no lights at my T Junction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 19 hours ago, The Grass Is Greener. said: Cyclists are c***s. (Apart from my mate bennett) Will probably go oot for a wee ride this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 About 40 of us going out tonight in separate groups Its great to see the seethe of the lazy, lard eating, mouth breathing c***s in their cars as we make them 2 minutes late for their all important appointment with the chip shop Choose Lycra Not Lard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, bennett said: Will probably go oot for a wee ride this evening. Will you be taking the bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Psycholists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babu Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I've been a cyclist all my life. I just can never believe the selfish attitude of 2 abreast type cyclists, on the country roads I travel by car. My horn gets a long workout at those unfortunate events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dipsy Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Been a cyclist for over 40 years, and the sooner a test and registration for all bike users is introduced, the better. We all have horror stories regarding mindless idiots in motor vehicles, but the amount of suicide cases on bikes is getting worse, and the amount of gobby, clueless cretins on two wheels is getting scary. Use the Highway Code sensibly, and (for the most part) you will be alright. Use your bike as a vehicle - ie sit in the middle of the road so that everyone can see you at the lights. You are going to get away faster than any of them, so there is not usually a problem. Slip up the blind side, under and over take, giving them abuse as you do so - then you deserve all you get. Bring on the test, I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, dipsy said: Been a cyclist for over 40 years, and the sooner a test and registration for all bike users is introduced, the better. We all have horror stories regarding mindless idiots in motor vehicles, but the amount of suicide cases on bikes is getting worse, and the amount of gobby, clueless cretins on two wheels is getting scary. Use the Highway Code sensibly, and (for the most part) you will be alright. Use your bike as a vehicle - ie sit in the middle of the road so that everyone can see you at the lights. You are going to get away faster than any of them, so there is not usually a problem. Slip up the blind side, under and over take, giving them abuse as you do so - then you deserve all you get. Bring on the test, I say! This ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Saw another 3 cyclists running red lights tonight... They will be the first to complain if a car gets in their way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: About 40 of us going out tonight in separate groups Its great to see the seethe of the lazy, lard eating, mouth breathing c***s in their cars as we make them 2 minutes late for their all important appointment with the chip shop Choose Lycra Not Lard 22 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Saw another 3 cyclists running red lights tonight... They will be the first to complain if a car gets in their way Hmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said: About 40 of us going out tonight in separate groups Its great to see the seethe of the lazy, lard eating, mouth breathing c***s in their cars as we make them 2 minutes late for their all important appointment with the chip shop Choose Lycra Not Lard ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I was turning right at Roseburn this morning. Green filter arrow glowing so traffic coming downhill stopped, except the cyclist who came through the red light and narrowly missed ploughing into my car head on as I turned right. Luckily for him I was chilled and hadn't been listening to Onyx or Wu Tang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I was turning right at Roseburn this morning. Green filter arrow glowing so traffic coming downhill stopped, except the cyclist who came through the red light and narrowly missed ploughing into my car head on as I turned right. Luckily for him I was chilled and hadn't been listening to Onyx or Wu Tang. That's what they do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 Incident report form. Please use and the Cycle Attitudes Survey Team (C.A.S.T) will act on it. Time - Date - Location - Type of abuse ( physical or verbal) - Description of cyclist - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Can you make this your display pic PB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I was turning right at Roseburn this morning. Green filter arrow glowing so traffic coming downhill stopped, except the cyclist who came through the red light and narrowly missed ploughing into my car head on as I turned right. Luckily for him I was chilled and hadn't been listening to Onyx or Wu Tang. 2 for the price of 1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 21 minutes ago, Dee Man said: 2 for the price of 1: CREAM Cyclists Ruin Everything Around Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 30, 2017 Author Share Posted May 30, 2017 Bum(p) http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/cyclists-horror-as-his-testicles-end-up-lodged-in-his-anus-after-freak-accident/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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