NorthernJambo Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Still, soon be engaged throbber! [emoji846] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftk Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I was getting interviewed on a tv channel for something at work. Told my Mrs to stay in the living room with the kids and keep quiet until I was finished. Half way through the live interview the kids burst into the room followed by my wife rugby tackling them and dragging them out. Was so embarrassed but it was on daytime tv so don't think many people saw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: More to hold on to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I doubt he would notice tbf. Or her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Welshbairn did you just google the words "fat woman tennis"? Rats, you discovered my secret. Fat woman mixed doubles with midget didn't work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 [mention=1852]Rugster[/mention] doesn't put the empty toilet roll in the bin and he starts a new one before the old one is finished. Fucking annoying. Don't worry I'm sure it'll only be a couple of years before your wiping his bum for him and you can be in complete control of the situation. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 [mention=40259]throbber[/mention] take no notice of him, i'll leave the back door key next to that bush you like to watch me tackle Mrs Par from. Dont wipe your knob on the soft furnishings, I almost got caught that way before, he loves his soft furnishings.... I wondered what those cocktail stick shaped marks at knee height to a normal person on the curtains were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 4 hours ago, throbber said: I leave my charger next to my side of the bed and charge it at night and she still goes into the room from time to time and turns the plug off at the wall. She did it not too long ago and I had to go out to work with little charge on my phone. These sort of exchanges are pretty standard for us: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, DI Bruce Robertson said: Brilliant! I bet you wouldn't mind putting up with Moira's infuriating habits again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Recycling is a big one in our house. I go to stick something in the bin "we need to recycle that!!lRecycling means leaving something near the bin until we need to tidy extensively again for someone dropping by for 30secs and it goes in the original bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 10 minutes ago, bernardblack said: Recycling is a big one in our house. I go to stick something in the bin "we need to recycle that!!l Recycling means leaving something near the bin until we need to tidy extensively again for someone dropping by for 30secs and it goes in the original bin. We do this. Bought compost, bark etc for the garden. I found all the plastic bags in the garden waste bin. In a surprising juxtaposition I often find the flowers I bought her in the recycling bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 My burd refuses to wear an Alan Archibald mask during sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 8 hours ago, throbber said: I argued my case for her for a while but she wasn't budging and then hung up on me as i was mid sentence. I'm a fucking seething mess when this happens to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 24 minutes ago, Slacker said: I'm a fucking seething mess when this happens to me. I just went ahead and bought what I want. I'm single. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I just went ahead and bought what I want. I'm single. ...and go on holiday with yer Maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: ...and go on holiday with yer Maw. Aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: Aye. Use it to your advantage. You'll look like a caring individual. Get the old trumpet to bed shortly after dinner and the world's your oxter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Use it to your advantage. You'll look like a caring individual. Get the old trumpet to bed shortly after dinner and the world's your oxter. Will do. Hoping to meet up with my axe murderer friend as well to see how he's doing. Edited June 9, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: ...and go on holiday with yer Maw. 8 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Aye. You could take her to the theatre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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