Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 4 hours ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: Turns heating on in June. Turns the heating on all year whilst there are windows open up stairs- I would be as well literally just opening the front door and throwing the contents of my f*****g wallet out on the street. When she's driving and there is a space between her and the car in front she accelerates to close the gap and then has to use her breaks when amazingly this object prevents her further progression. Does she have a favourite service station for this purpose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 I'm a nice guy to my GF but sometimes you need to call a spade a spade.Here's my best Tony impersonation about our cleaning conversation yesterday. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 The bits I've coloured out are her offering me sex to say sorry for being a c**t*.*that is NOT true. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 On 09/06/2017 at 03:42, Raidernation said: There were many many things but seeing as I divorced one and the last 2 Mrs. RNs a no longer with us, I really have little to moan about now! I've been starting to think about this a bit deeper. Are you a reincarnation of Henry the Eighth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 This thread needs more screen shot conversations of us all confronting our partners about their bad habits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Think we need to limit this thread to 10 complaints per P&B account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Think we need to limit this thread to 10 complaints per P&B account. You're worse than the fucking partners we're infuriated about. So nah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Think we need to limit this thread to 10 complaints per P&B account. And then limit it to 10 accounts per person! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: She's definitely shagging about, hence the paranoia that you could be doing the same. Her bit on the side must be a shite ride at least, she only goes out about once a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 And then limit it to 10 accounts per person! Aye but she has the broken love heart emojis. Grown man worth fucking emojis in his phones back. Roaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Is there still a K Old on the go as well? Once she becomes K Old mate I'll ditch her and find someone new. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 (edited) 34 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: That's pretty mental. Can't of been together that long or she dosnt trust you ? Just doesn't like me to enjoy myself too much. Only started after we had kids to be honest. Think she thinks I'm ripping the piss if I'm out instead being at home with the kids. Tbf most of my married mates are the same. We all get grief for enjoying ourselves. Edited June 10, 2017 by CLANCY2KTID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 On 6/9/2017 at 03:53, Melanius Mullarkey said: Blimey. Haven't seen you for a while RN. I thought you might have been broon breid. More of a lurker these days, but doing well these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Excellent. Good to see you're still functioning? As long as it's not the same way that Kincs is - "functioning alcoholic"#bantz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 That's fucking stretching the word functioning to its very limit tbf. Conceded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 She's doing you a favour, if that pish water is all you've got. Drinking on a budget, it does me and it doesn't cost the earth. My favourite is Tyske but it's a bit pricey.Hey, could have been Tenants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 She takes about 6 cases when going on a weekend holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 The only thing she does and it's pretty rare tbh is when she's is or has done something clearly wrong, instead of just owning up she will try and turn it back on you or just go on a massive rant about something to make it out like it's somehow my fault in the first place, this will naturally cause an argument then an hour later she will feel bad and apologise but by that point I'm already raging about her being a dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Spends all my money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Whenever I go to reverse out of our drive, my wife will pick that exact moment to pull down the sun visor and fix her hair/face/eyebrows/plukes in the vanity mirror. Every single time.Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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