The_Kincardine Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 hours ago, deej said: Apparently the big light in the living room is for decorative purposes only, and should never actually be turned on. Instead I've to go to three corners of the room and turn on 3 smaller lights. Every fucking time. This is what a 5 amp lighting circuit connected to a wall switch (or a double switch) is for. Costs buttons to put in (if you're doing a refurb) but takes away all that hassle. Anyway, with Adam, Lisa C, Dindy and HSF all posting about their respective partners with replies this once decent thread is rapidly turning in to Dear Cathy and Claire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Dear Cathy and Claire Lesbians? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Lesbians? Dundonian agony aunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Most infuriating thing Moira did was leaving me. She got 50%. She put in less than 5% with her low paid low skilled work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Always on the phone. Maw 6 times a day, sister 3. Also phones me and expects me to chat away in the same pishy style 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Takes no interest in sports and has no idea why I would be pissed off with Saturdays Scotland game. Least they didn't lose she says....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 When the dog gets its head stuck in an empty baby milk carton and the only pictures that she takes of it has all the crap of the day in the background rendering the photos useless for posting on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Just now, supermik said: When the dog gets its head stuck in an empty baby milk carton and the only pictures that she takes of it has all the crap of the day in the background rendering the photos useless for posting on here. Pics or GTF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Phoning me at work and asking where something in the house is that she can't find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Most infuriating thing Moira did was leaving me. She got 50%. She put in less than 5% with her low paid low skilled work. Moira was a fucking dick, Graham. She hated your Lexus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 39 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Moira was a fucking dick, Graham. She hated your Lexus. Good patter. Would read again. Wrong. But a guid c**t. 27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think you typed Lexus instead of microcock there, m9. *facepalm* hand in your internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 hours ago, CLANCY2KTID said: Glad to know I'm not the only one mate. Got it again on Saturday there, the old "good to yourself aren't you? Don't worry I'll make sure the kids have a good day tomorrow when your lying about all day dying" was aired again. To be fair to her, she did. And I got to suffer in peace. Win/win really. I'm still in the bad books for buying your PS1 mate. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 That sounds like a healthy relationship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 42 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: Not good. Had already been caught a year earlier- but sold it as a one off. In my defence I had said in a post on there that I hadn't done anything since I got caught. So she accepted that. However she found out it wasn't just a "one off" but was a large number of women continually since we had got together. Still together though, but it caused grief for years, split up for a year and the only social media I am permitted to have (bizarrely) is Snapchat. f**k living like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 13, 2017 Author Share Posted June 13, 2017 46 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: Not good. Had already been caught a year earlier- but sold it as a one off. In my defence I had said in a post on there that I hadn't done anything since I got caught. So she accepted that. However she found out it wasn't just a "one off" but was a large number of women continually since we had got together. Still together though, but it caused grief for years, split up for a year and the only social media I am permitted to have (bizarrely) is Snapchat. You must be some ride if she's still with you after that. Either that or she has crippling self esteem issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: I've little self control a ban on social media and other checks on my actions keeps my behaviour in tact for my own benefit. Sounds like you need a Carer not a girlfriend! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I don't mean to be blunt. But you sound like a massive arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: Meanwhile I'm sure your conduct is exemplary in all aspects of your life. Would you not be better either single or agreeing to an open relationship? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I'm sure having found you posting on a forum before about your personal life. She'd be thrilled to find yet more intimate details of your relationship being shared again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 35 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: Meanwhile I'm sure your conduct is exemplary in all aspects of your life. Perhaps not, but I'd rather be with someone I respect rather than treat them like utter dogshite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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