DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Widge Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Answers on a postcard.. I have discovered what Storm St is. How fat are your wives hands? Seems to me like her thumbs must hit about 4 keys at once! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Widge said: How fat are your wives hands? Seems to me like her thumbs must hit about 4 keys at once! She was probably driving, doing makeup, brushing hair etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Been on holiday the past week with my girlfriend for the first time. She still has alarms on her phone set for when it's time to get up when we are back home, not only this, instead of turning them off I've still to snooze the b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 We are currently moving into a new place, I am usually doing a run of clothes/furniture into the new place after work each night. We had tears on Sunday night as I moved the bed across, because I told her to stay at our current house and start packaging things up. Apparently we have to do it together or "it doesn't count". Wasn't even sure what that meant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 33 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: Apparently we have to do it together or "it doesn't count". Wasn't even sure what that meant. Sex? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 55 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Sex? What's that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Cheers. Storm St is the autocorrect for Stormzy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Been on holiday the past week with my girlfriend for the first time. She still has alarms on her phone set for when it's time to get up when we are back home, not only this, instead of turning them off I've still to snooze the b*****ds I'm confused here. Does she set alarms on her phone and you've to lean over and press snooze in the morning? Or are you just a mentalist who keeps hold of your girlfriend's phone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The women do tend to be quite good at the multi tasking right enough. they are good at being shite at everything 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm confused here. Does she set alarms on her phone and you've to lean over and press snooze in the morning? Or are you just a mentalist who keeps hold of your girlfriend's phone? She's just too lazy to do it herself and knows I'll do it for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Looks like Bambino7 wins this thread 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 @DA Baracus A trip to cinema with my missus earlier and she committed six or seven code violations (as per usual). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 f**k sake. What did she do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 When somethings in the oven she asks me what it is as well as opening the door and letting all the heat escape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: When somethings in the oven she asks me what it is as well as opening the door and letting all the heat escape. Tell her its her head thats goin in if she goes near the oven door 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 Ties the end of the loaf packet in a knot once she's got her bread out even though it comes with a plastic clip to reseal it. If anyone takes her side again after toothpastegate I am not going to be impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Been on holiday the past week with my girlfriend for the first time. She still has alarms on her phone set for when it's time to get up when we are back home, not only this, instead of turning them off I've still to snooze the b*****ds Close to this is setting the alarm so early to "make the most of the holiday"That's not a holiday to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 25 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Ties the end of the loaf packet in a knot once she's got her bread out even though it comes with a plastic clip to reseal it. If anyone takes her side again after toothpastegate I am not going to be impressed. Sensible girl. Those plastic clips are useless and always break. Plus tying a knot makes for a better seal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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